Acvodad.

How do guide dugs work? Does the blind mun just say, "right take me to the shop" and the dug goes,"mon then a ken the way"

[poltergirlst]

oh, don’t open your pretty mouth like that when i’m stimulating you or else i’ll have to spit in it.

[elvish-dyke]

You should flirt with your friends a little, as a treat.

[elvish-dyke]

Maybe talk them through an orgasm a little, as a treat.

[elvish-dyke]

Maybe cum to an audio of them moaning your name a little, as a treat.

[waitinforthebus-deactivated2020]

[d3monicas]

xuxi

[dongcroncher]

Himbo rights activist

[madamserpentessa]

“The fruit was never an apple”

Max Svabinsky, (1873-1962)

“In Paradise” circa 1918

[killy-deactivated20241228]

[evilwizard]

[paulthebukkit]

[tax-fraud-wizard]

I can't be cursed by The wizard council. My robe is too smooth. The ancient magics simply slide right off.

[evilwizard]

magic item (rarity: legendary): robe of shark-skin smoothness

[porterr-robinson]

[jade-sutures]

Defense against a guy in a chair

[beardedmrbean]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[whitetrsh-cryptid-deactivated20]

[a-real-horse]

[evilwizard]

that was me! i also drank a potion!

[intheholler]

[evilwizard]

*proudly* there are even talks of freezing me in a glacier for one thousand years

[krongus]

Krongus assumes it would look like this

[evilwizard]

that’s a pretty good mock-up, Krongus. append it to my vision board!

[memorycycle]

alright i am readyto catch it

toss me the object and i will catch it because im peepared

[aofi-humananimalgirlfeet]

here you go little buddy