The IRS will never find me.

Profesional tax evader. Smoker of wizzard weed. Eraser of the IRS. Metalurgical nightmare.

[d1nosaurpower]

Made this simple wizard sheet to fill if you are bored. Also feel free to advice some extras to add onto the sheet

[tax-fraud-wizard]

[gutsandeverythingg]

Who are you and why do i follow you

do i really have to do this every time. you are a mindless ghoul. i own you. you dig my endless pit. BACK TO WORK

[pocketss]

houseplant type friend

[pocketss]

what if it GETS her though 😥

[pocketss]

laurie 😔

[pocketss]

a sluge 😔

[pocketss]

girls night girls night

[keystew]

the village children are doing ding dong ditch on my wizards tower and descending my spiral staircase so often is wreaking havoc on my knees help

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

Ugh the sinister wizard down the street unleashed his imps upon my house once again but he forgot to tell them how doors work so there's just a bunch of wet slapping sounds coming from outside as they throw themselves against the house

[egberts]

hey guys is there a nice wizard on tumblr or is it only the evil one

[tax-fraud-wizard]

Shit im pretty chill. Got special elven moongrass for a good price too!

[gavamont]

I was flying around, as is my wizardly right, and a damn space object came crashing through the atmosphere and almost hit me. I hope those fuckers had fun at least. Scared the shit out of me.

[tax-fraud-wizard]

OH GOD MY FUCKING TOWER!

[reactionimagearchive]

[evilwizard]

being thwarted is easily one of my biggest pet peeves

[liebelesbe]

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

[norithepigeon]

She is talking!!

[egirl-vrissy]

[evilwizard]

just remembered that i genuinely googled “world’s largest diamond” and “famous cursed gems” yesterday. just my #evilwizardlifestyle