[fakehistory]

Egyptian farmers in 3100 BC after figuring out how to divert water from the nile river to water their crops

[cheaphalloweencostume]

why did my mom end this text with a wink

[kibumkim]

she’s the prowler

[ineternalexile]

[fiddlesolo]

[heartbreakhur]

[secondclassvines]

“quick psa here folks”

[snootyweevil]

[davhewit]

Didn’t know this was such a pressing issue lol

[4056874342-deactivated20200705]

The truth is we shouldn’t be able to look at ourselves except when bending to gather water from a stream or lake

[vedurnan-archive]

[cosmokramers-deactivated2018091]

[tapufini]

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[memewhore]

[honeygoblin-deactivated20210102]

Little is known about the origins of this practice, although there is some unfounded speculation that it is loosely derived from or perhaps inspired by ancient Aegean notions about bees’ ability to bridge the natural world with the afterlife.

[oakydokey]

#me shoving my head into a beehive: yall would not fuckin BELIEVE the day i’ve had

[joysminuet]

@cardozzza

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

I love the mental image that tag creates

[thankgoodnessforme]

The bees when you give them the tea:

[sappling]

me looking at old pics of myself: i dont know her

[hotboyproblems]

its all fun and games until your friends go through your 2009 facebook statuses and like them all

[feywildwest]

employees should be allowed to steal, actually

[rubykgrant]

Y’all ever get those random ghost-shivers, where it isn’t even cold or anything, but all of a sudden it feels like you are full of static electricity and you shake uncontrollably?

[rubykgrant]

The pictures might make it seem like a slow process, but this really happens very rapidly in just a few seconds

[rubykgrant]

One just hit me

[jelloapocalypse]

I once heard that this is your brain randomly zapping you with electrical signals to make sure you’re not dead. Not sure if that’s true.

[im-doing-better-now-bitch]

My brain, seeing if I’m alive or dead: VIBE CHECK!!!

[leesh]

this is terrifying

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

Here’s what’s happening in Australia at the moment.

For some context:  Mallacoota is a tourist town, usual population is a little over 1000, but at peak tourist times, it can be as high as 8000. There was an estimated 4000 there today, when the extreme heat, peaking at 49C/120F, combined with high winds, to spark a large, intense fire in the bushland around the area. This pretty much blocked off all ways out of the town, leading to all 4000 people being evacuated to the beach, with the emergency plan basically being “If the fire comes this way, get in the water” Thankfully, the wind did change direction, and as far as I’ve heard, most of the town was spared, but this is how bad the drought, heat, and fire situations have become in australia. And our government still refuses to make solid policies on climate change.

[awomanindeniall]

NSW Bush Fires - How you can help

[toapoet-deactivated20221001]

If you’re not in a place to give money, you can boost!!