*dan voice* phiww ♡

[cringepics]

absolute worst attempt at a sting i’ve ever seen

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

I’m on mobile and the picture won’t load but please leave this poor bee alone he has done nothing wrong

[foxpurr]

This is like 2 posts for the price of none

[catchymemes]

The Collection

[sad-wolf-timezones]

I love this persons work lmao

[fuckyahumor]

good post

[oraclesofnorway]

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

[andrewbelami]

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

[deactivatingrealsoon-deactivate]

6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness

[robsource]

Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke

[astromechs]

took the words right out of my mouth

[frogmp3]

edward is an anxiety/adhd icon for just walking away immediately when faced with a conversation he doesn’t have a pre-determined script for

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

Did I ever mention the time that I found out my lecturer was the ghost in one of my classmate’s home town?

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

Righto. So a couple years ago I took a Myths and Legends class for uni. The lecturer was this really incredible guy. Loved history. Dressed, everyday, to the nines. Top hat, waistcoat, leather shoes etc. In one of the introductory classes he had us share stories we had heard, local myths and legends from the towns we grew up in. I was studying in Ballarat, an Australian town with a rich ghost history and so it made sense that a lot of people had answers. This one girl, however, grew up in a small rural town a couple hours away and talked about the ghost she knew of from when she was in high school. Every night, at the same time of night (about 3am), people recounted seeing a Victorian man walk across the golf field. This one was particularly interesting because she had seen herself. That is, where other people had just heard these stories, she knew that what had been talked about was real.

This was when he turned red. It had turned out that when he was studying for his undergrad he was living in this particular town. Not many people knew him because he didn’t grow up there. He would spend countless nights up late working and so to wind would go on long late night walks. At 3am, every night. In the full garb he wore everyday. 

It had turned out that him being the stand out that he was, had birthed a legend. He had known about it but never did he think it would catch up with him. 

[valtsv]

my body is less of a “temple” and more of a rotting 19th century mansion rumored to be haunted by several wicked and vengeful spirits

[shinystarship]

A sea of Hong Kong protesters giving way to an ambulance.

These people are not rioters.

[catchymemes]

[oglach-uisce]

IM SO PROUD?!!!!!!?!!! LIKE WEE MAN IS A FUCKING LEGEND?!!!!!?!!!!!?!

[trans-jesus]

wanted to see a more recent update and

BOIS STILL GOING STRONG YEEHAW U GO LITTLE SCIENCE KID

[teojida-archive-deactivated2020]

god’s only intention in making earth was this. humans and everything else was an accident

this is god’s one and only vision

[zom-bee]

the creation of adam

[sushie]

‼️help my mom pay for cancer treatments please!

hi, i’m sorry, i know posts like this are ugly and i reallY REALLY hate asking for help… like this makes me SO incredibly uncomfortable, but my mom got diagnosed with stomach cancer in January 2019 and we cannot afford the treatments in any way, shape or form… she already has medical bills over 50k and hasn’t even had any procedures done… that is all from diagnostic testing and one (1) hospital stay for three nights…

so someone in our community forced her to make a gofundme and take pictures for it because she hates asking for help too, but we don’t know what else to do… this whole thing has been so draining and emotional for her, but also for all of us…

anyways… if anyone has even a couple of dollars to throw in, it would really mean everything to us, but if not i totally get it. having money issues is my whole life lol… but please share if you can!! PLEASE! this really means everything to me and my mom!! thank you all so much!! 😭

Click here to support Cancer treatment organized by Linda Bicking

Have been diagnosed with cancer. I'm working full time, but struggling to pay for cancer treatment and household bills. My son is working tw

[sushie]

THANK YOU so much to anyone/everyone who has liked/shared/donated!!!!! i’m in TEARS!!!!! this really means so much to me and we’ve raised nearly $2000 dollars!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE keep spreading the word if you can, i wanna help my mama beat this!!!!

here is the story from the local paper published today (5/3/19) covering a story on her as well, if you wanted more info/updates/verification/etc!!!!

Cancer diagnosis, no insurance: Bicking’s story is familiar, scary

There are few things more disquieting than being told, “you have cancer.”

[sushie]

6/2/19 update because somebody asked me if this is still valid

YES it is!! she’s ALMOST at $3000 so almost ¼ of the way there 😭 THANK YOU again SO MUCH to anyone liking/reblogging/donating, my mom and i are both eternally grateful for your support💖

[chris-evans]

[felinenthusiast]

can they stop making really nice doc martens because i love them and i don’t have the money

[felinenthusiast]

me seeing another pair of cool stompy lesbian boots i can’t afford

[crtter]

Brazilian cherries aren’t related to common cherries at all! They look like this and taste rather sour:

Also, if you’re not used to them, Brazilian grapetrees look really alien:

The fruit is formed in the trunk, not the branches!

[artistic-izzy-gd]

The brazilian cherries and are actually called “pitangas”, they’re pretty good! And the grapetrees are “jabuticabeiras” (fruit’s called jabuticaba)

Just some trivia info from a brazilian~

[interadulation]

Shiny pumpkin fruit!

TERRIFYING NIGHTMARE TREE!

[the-stray-liger]

PITANGAS!!!!!!!

[sophie531896273240810891]

let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

[medusabraids]

it’s so weird to me that shrek originally wasn’t meant to have a scottish accent can you imagine him with an american accent? it wouldn’t be the same the scottish accents adds some flavour some zest a certain je ne sais quoi

[medusabraids]

him shouting ‘DONKEY’ wouldn’t be as powerful

[medusabraids]

SDKSKDKAKDK

[superspecialsnowflake666]

*goes to scottland* *squints suspiciously* why is everyone doing a Shrek accent

[animalbody]

nothing makes me more nervous than my bus taking a different route then it normally does like???? where are u taking me

[animalbody]

me: I’m the king of public transportation, a ghoul haunting the streets that run like veins through this city-

the bus: turns left where it normally goes straight

me: I am naked and alone in this universe and no one is watching over me

[apocalypse-of-the-fucked]

yall better be just as outraged about this as you were about notre dame

[actualaster]

This is even WORSE.

[goron-king-darunia]

To elaborate why this is worse: Art and religion are all well and good. But information can be critical. When libraries burn, information can be lost forever. Because we photograph art. We have blueprints of the Cathedral. The Notre Dame cathedral did not burn to the ground, only the wooden structures did. The entire library and everything within is gone here. Another reason this is worse? It was DELIBERATE. It was bombed. Accidents like Notre Dame happen all the time. But bombings don’t have to happen. So yeah, if you cared about Notre Dame, logically you should care about this too,