“i almost ate my nephew, lestat”
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@interview-withthevampire
“i almost ate my nephew, lestat”
lestat:
source via @brian-kinney-apologist
No one has painted me in over 400 years.
“How words came out like canaries, summer fruit in the dead of winter. They were all in love with him.”
I finished the first part of my Lestat page, enjoy!
now THAT would’ve been quite a punishment
tumblr savior no longer working, does anyone know of an equivalent or something that does the same thing for pc?
i will be your shadow, i will follow you, never let you go
which could mean nothing
armand is so funny because he really said "after my situationship with lestat i spent 150 years being afraid to love again... until he came into my life.. lestat's ex husband..."
imagine being real rashid and you work for these weird gay vampires and one day they come to you like hey rashid we're gonna give you a little holiday! armand will take over your duties for the time being, for a cool disguise during my interview, not a kink thing :) and you're like okay these are my weird gay vampire bosses so it probably is a kink thing but who am i to judge. and then you find out they are roleplaying this weird exhibitionist slash master/servant scene with your own real actual government name. fuck interview with the vampire, interview with rashid WHEN??
dubai trio + cunty glasses
do you get how absolutely insanely insufferable lestat is going to be if he ever found out that louis said his dick was a bazillion times better than heroin? louis' gonna have to put him back underground
I need everyone to know that Anne Rice and guy who started Popeyes (the fried chicken place not the cartoon) hated each other and once spent weeks/monthes taking out page length ads against each other in New Orleans newspapers because the Popeyes guy opened a tacky restaurant where Lestat was supposed to have died, or something like that
with season 3 looming ever closer, the marketing teams for both iwtv and popeyes have the opportunity to create the funniest collaborative promotion imaginable
shut up is this really real?!
the only thing I want in S3 is Armand looking up from his ipad to announce that Lestat is being cancelled. Idk about what but make it funny. Like it's a need not a want and I need Armand to be the one to deliver this news on his fuckass ipad
IVE BEEN JERKING IT TO VAMPIRES, THEYRE CALLING ME BRAM STROKER