I'm Like, So Gay Dude

INFP | Virgo | Hufflepuff | Queer | Sherlock, Lunar Chronicles, Ghostbusters, Harry Potter (among others) Studyblr: undermotivated-nerd

[corporation-cats]

[jurynullification]

its like. thats his truck and hes ordering from a drive through at 12am

[tulpa2-deactivated20191122]

chicken samwich and scratch my butt please.

[photosbygy-deactivated20200605]

kinda wanna relationship, kinda wanna stay single my whole life, kinda wanna go on adventures, kinda wanna stay in my bed my whole life 

[obtrta]

It’s the Baggins side of your bloodline fighting the Took in you

[melusinemuse]

There are two wolves hobbits inside you

[labelleizzy]

This is the most correct post on all of my timelines EVER

[mutant-menace]

imagine you’re a citizen of ba sing se and this new tea shop just opened up and has good reviews so you figure you’ll try it out. you get there and there’s this kinda rude scarred server but the tea is actually really good so you start to frequent it. then it suddenly mysteriously stops operating and you find out it’s because the owner and server vanished. then a couple months after that you find out that was the new FIRELORD???

[stereking-down-under]

He makes for a great ruler because hes done customer service

[falsedetective]

hi i’m sylvia plath & welcome to my crib!! i’ve been trapped in here with my mom, the blogger Kate falsedetective, for so long i’m on my ninth life already

this is my kitchen, i like to sit on the counter where i don’t belong.

this is my mom’s potted palm! delicious!

during these times of quarantine i like to keep an eye on what’s going on outside. one time, i thought i caught a spider trying to break in, but it was actually just a piece of lint

this is my scratching post! sometimes i get stuck and have to wait for help.

here’s where i keep my books. i recommend the cat inside by william s. Burroughs. the rest of his ouvre is a bit gruesome for my tastes, but this little book is one for the whole family.

after a long day, i like to unwind by lying on top of the fridge. how did i get up here? that’s one secret i’ll never tell.

well it’s been nice showing you around. time for my evening nap!

[luisonte]

Taluegoooorl

[librariandilettante]

Because I want tooooooooooooooo…!

[princesstigerbelle]

Weeeeeeee

[parasoli]

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[dykepaldi]

this twitter glitch is my favourite thing

[karnalesbian]

love when she said that, in the game,

[fuck-customers]

[everythingfox]

Hummingbird nest with rain protection

(via)

[roach-works]

this lady’s got a brain the size of a chocolate chip and she’s smarter than i am

[whitepeopletwitter]

[daethnotes]

Incredibles 2 (2018) dir. Brad Bird

[occasionaloranges]

Incredibles 2 did not have to go this hard but it did

[occasionaloranges]

They really just went and DID THAT

(gifs from @baawri)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

I could watch this all day.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

This gym is so weird. I started walking on the treadmill and the worker started screaming stuff like “get off the conveyor” and “this isn’t a gym, it’s a grocery store”

[fluffygif]

This Little Piggy 🐽

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

[brattylikestoeat]

There is a lot going on here and I have several questions.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

5 FUCKIN POUNDS OF BUTTER!

[realshinjiikari]

The triple shot on a giant fucken carrot PENETRATING this bird was unnecessary