Zero Expectations

"What are men to rocks and mountains?"

[zagreus]

pull HIS hair. get HIM pregnant

[thickness-protection-program]

A seahorse wrote this

[zagreus]

im gonna flatten you with a cartoonishly large anvil

[meatthawsmoth]

[missinformation5031]

Seize the means of salvation

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

the way that Sadie looks just like Taylor while looking absolutely nothing like Taylor- same with Dylan and Jake. they embody their energies so well.

[tolerateit]

ngl dylan UNDERSTOOD the assignment

[robohintz]

So true-

[jamietartt-deactivated20220429]

all too well 10 minute - taylor swift / the infamous leonardo dicaprio girlfriend ‘25 is the cut off’ age chart / bradley cooper (38) reading lolita to his girlfriend, suki waterhouse (21) in a park / motion sickness - phoebe bridgers / dear john - taylor swift / illicit affairs - taylor swift / jeff & annie on community / dj - ts / favorite crime - olivia rodrigo / atw10 - ts / happier than ever - billie eilish / ms - pb

and finally, john mayer (32) on how he felt the song taylor swift (then 19) wrote about their relationship portrayed him unfairly. swift is still not the age he was when they dated.

[thekraken]

“love is so short, forgetting is so long.” —pablo neruda

[memewhore]

[assflat]

FREE ME!!!!!!! Idk from what...I just want to be free from literally everything

[depsidase]

[attackhimbo]

[franz-katka]

I love how Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth Bennet are just. the epitome of fanfiction and dynamic tropes that people like.

enemies to lovers? check.

Regency era? check.

malewife/girlboss dynamic? check.

and there’s probably more that I’m missing… Jane Austen was REALLY ahead for her time in that regard huh. good for her…

[memewhore]

[luminarysys]

have this meme i made after doing this

[mrsmiroir]

why do people insist on characterizing zuko as a mysterious and unreadable guy? he’s like, the king of oversharing. he isn’t subtle at all. in fact, the only person who doesn’t know what zuko is feeling at any given moment is probably zuko himself.

[siderealsandman]

Zuko overshared about his troubled family life to an unconscious Aang in the middle of a blizzard 

[solitairians]

happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[solitairians]

happy second Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[aletheyass]

when tumblr users post tweets on tumblr it’s postmodern intertextuality when twitter users post tumblr posts on twitter it’s loser behavior hope this helps

[sacredstem]

when tiktokers post tumblr posts on tiktok it’s copyright infringement