just off the key of reason

what's up fucks, I'm Jo. I'm your resident Mom Friend in the form of a jerk with a heart of gold with a penchant for terrible puns. I also draw stuff sometimes.

[m1s0-s0ups]

I love you magikarp

[awesomeart-83]

Magikarp always loses!

[hejibits]

It’s not low-effort, it’s minimalism

[grawly]

my name is hazbin… welcome to my hotel

[grawly]

my name is the…. welcome to my amazing digital circus

[grawly]

smiling friends

[eymurn]

“i thought i’d weird you out” you weirded me in, twin

[blended-ice]

Finished making my new phone background. Dimensions are for iphone SE3

[theablokhus]

Bonded pair, do not separate

[blended-ice]

[205] So he spoke, and her knees were loosened where she sat, and her heart melted, as she knew the sure tokens which Odysseus told her.

(odyssey book 23, Murray translation)

[kuoro427]

[corrucyst]

weed before beer. whish you were here

beer before weed. death on pale steed

[dorothylarouge]

My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how i’ll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, I’m not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyo’s daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.

[lagtrainzzz]

もう大名に「真に申し訳ございませんでした」と言いましたよ！と、お前は、我の浮気を公衆に明かさないと言いました！！

[dorothylarouge]

Bullshit dude last night I saw you texting O-Sumire haikus comparing her to the flower which gives her her name

[magicratfingers]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[hollowboobtheory]

no but "He's on a work trip with Jesus to afford your blueberry budget" is so fucking bad

work trip -> she's gonna think he's coming back

YOUR blueberry budget -> puts the blame on her even if that isn't what you intended

your BLUEBERRY budget -> what if she just stops eating because she thinks that will being her dad back? bc girls growing up in the usa don't already have enough of a complex around food i guess

your blueberry BUDGET -> teach your kid early to minimize herself and her needs by associating her favorite healthy food with her dad dying and leaving forever

congrats that's the worst anyone's ever done it

[hollowboobtheory]

great question! its what Charlie Kirk's widow told their 3yo daughter

[valtsv]

anyone mind if i get a little bicurious on this suicide mission

[valtsv]

oh i'm dying so badly that anyone who survives is afraid to ever love again

[dooanuh]

(butch) dogs playing poker

[groovysarity]

[miiilowo]

'Changer' is what the slur for trans people would be if they were written into existence for a YA dystopian novel