Intono

I'm special and unique, just like everyone else

[stability]

size of the donut hole through the years (Via keepfilming)

[unscriptedindulgence]

Interesting. Reverse the chart and it’s my asshole through the years.

[yasboogie]

A Scandinavian health company is using a giant penis mascot to spray confetti on people to raise awareness about the spread of STDs.

[captoring]

this suspiciously says “scandinavian” i wanna know which nation is responsible exactly

[sadboi-syd]

Sweden it’s always fucking Sweden

[veidolon]

[liquidcatt]

what a strange cat

[audreybenjaminsen]

I hope everyone had a marvelous Halloween! To wrap up the night, here are Boogie’s boys, Lock Shock, and Barrel doing a jig. :)  (Characters belong to Tim Burton of course)

Audrey Benjaminsen 2013 

[theclearlydope]

[smornge]

I am the wind beneath my wings.

[pandyxmilkovich-blog]

Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes.

So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.

So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.

So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…

And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…

[dollsonmain]

Holy shit.

[johnlockisses]

how to say hello in swedish

you could say ‘kuk’ but a nicer and more appropriate way is ‘sug min kuk' ❤

[useless-swedenfacts]

alternatively, snopp also works.

[msloislane]

how do you giggle in french

[irl-spain-deactivated20141104]

honhonhon oui oui baguette

[nicodoll]

[theslaycademy]

There’s no deadline on confirming who you are. Who you are today is not who you are tomorrow. Think about who you were 5 years ago, regardless of identity, just personality-wise, you’re so different from who you were 5 years ago, let alone maybe 5 days ago. You don’t have to be stuck in this box of who you are and you’re always in control of how you feel and how you identify. And even if you’re 50, even if you’re 70, even if you’re 10, whatever you feel now does not have to be the end all of who you are tomorrow.

Tyler Oakley, Psychobabble, Episode 56. (via theslaycademy)

[bllhdr]

Canadian Entertainment Show [x]

[thebrightstar-blog]

Let’s all move to Canada

[kateordie]

Pretty accurate tbh

[harryedward]

boy: *is nice to me*

me: wtf *looks down to make sure my titty aint out or something*

[beyonceprivilege-deactivated201]

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

[mysterymellie]

[kateordie]

No problem COUSIN

[8xs]

[142-7-deactivated20151122]

this is so funny

[honeymoonshoes]

im just a sleepy girl ya know? thats who i am