INTP Shenanigans

INTP gamer guy obsessed with MBTI, memes, and gaming, and a person lucky enough to be close friends with an INFJ who's probably stalking me. Prepare for bad MBTI memes and posts.

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Holiday Homework

INTP: Well, I guess I have a four day weekend to get all of my stuff done. I should probably get working.

INTP (10 minutes later): Screw it, I need to watch this video about nukes. Everything else can wait. 

INTP (Three Days Later) :  Oh yeahhh, I was assigned all that stuff last week. Well, I guess I have four hours to get all of my essays written. I should probably get working.

INTP: Gets B+ on extremely rushed essays

INFP: What are you???

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Small Talk

INTP: Hi.

INFJ: Hi.

INTP: So.

INFJ: Yep.

INTP: Conversation?

INFJ: Yep.

INTP: Yep.

INFP: Wtf are you guys talking about?

INFJ: Yep.

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How to find an INTP

Locations where INTPs most commonly are

In a dark corner of a party

On tumblr or reddit or any forum making shitposts

Somewhere in the library

On their bed procrastinating and sleeping

Somewhere near fancy technology

Walking around aimlessly in the park

Wherever people aren’t

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Notes

Saw another post like this on tumblr and wanted to see if it was true

Top: INTP (unfinished)

Bottom: INFJ

The difference between these notes is considerably scary.

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The Thinking Emotion

INFJ: Hey INTP, seeing that you’ve been down lately, I think you should start trying to develop your Fe yknow? Feelings and all that. It may help you.

INTP: Actually, I’ve actually just realized how important feelings are, and I think I’m starting to use them more.

INFJ: That’s great! So can you identify your emotions now then?

INTP: Yeah, but the only emotion that I can really feel is my thinking emotion.

INFJ: ... (sigh) INTP, thinking emotions don’t exist.

INTP: Oh. That explains a lot.

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Intp Technology Assistance

ISFJ: Thanks so much for your help INTP! You saved me a huge amount of time editing this thing! I still don’t get how you even did this in the first place.

INTP: No problem! Want me to show you how to do this if you ever need to again?

ISFJ: Sure!

INTP: (proceeds to open up 5 menus, runs 10 commands, install 2 applications, and somehow builds a new computer)

INTP: (satisfied) See? Simple right?

ISFJ: wat.

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Thank you so much for the nice feedback on Fi vs Fe post. Here’s introverted thinking and extraverted thinking!

WHAT ARE COGNITIVE FUNCTIONS?

EXTRAVERTED FEELING VS INTROVERTED FEELING

[cognitivefunctionscomics]

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Intp Fashion

INTP: (wears full black clothes to school for the 100th time)

INFP: You should maybe try wearing other colors other than black yknow? Try some new colors, lighten up a bit!                                                                        

The next day:

INTP: (wears all gray clothes to school)

INFP: I didn’t mean that last part literally.

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Intp Ambitions

INTP (sees INFP drawing): I should really pick back up drawing again.

INTP (sees ESTP playing sports): I should really go to the gym soon.

INTP (sees ENFJ talking to friends): I should really make some friends.

INTP: (goes home and sits on bed for two hours.)

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Intp is bad at jokes

INTP: Hey INFJ, how are you today?

INFJ: (confused at INTP smiling mischievously) Oh hey INTP, I’m pretty good, you?

INTP: Hi pretty good, I’m bad at jokes (laughs uncontrollably)

INFP: (facepalms)

INFJ: Why must you do this to us INTP?

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Intp To Do List

INTP: I have so many things I need to do, I need to do my homework, study for a test, murder ESXX, watch a movie, (more complaining)

INFJ: So why don’t you do i-

INTP: No.