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Mimi | 28 | Blue Haired-Bisexual-Gremlin | Married

[archbudzar]

i dont understand

[utopians]

Being unemployed allows you to access an alternate 'shadow world' beneath our own populated only by retirees

[toadbreath]

👀

[eddieintheocean]

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[bpd-entity]

me 24/7: this is just too much for me right now

[sobcat]

ready for what the next week brings...

[peskyfirefly]

ur girlfriend/boyfriend should NOT be ur first priority... ur first priority should ALWAYS be me, ur tumblr mutual

[bbysita]

[pudulogy]

for all of you:

[dykecinema]

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

[important-cat-pics]

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags what you think of as “your” emoji(s)

[kii-tty]

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[lizmitches]

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

[narwa]

[so-loving]

[introvertedgremlin]

The only photos I took from my 29th birthday :P