Post-Traumatic Spoonie @introvertedpartygoblin - Tumblr Blog

Don't ignore my pleasantries

Me: hi there! How are you tonight? Customer: tall mocha My coworker over the headset: ah, my favorite emotion….tall mocha

everythingfox

Adorable murder weapon

atomic--brunette

Nero:

V:

Lady:

Trish:

Literally Everybody:

Dante, wearing Dr. Faust: You’ve just yee’d your last haw

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fractiousrvt

@pangur-and-grim so Sundew has heard of your goblin’s legendary screams and seeks to serenade her.

gallusrostromegalus

Your child sounds like plumbing issues.

nyanymous-deactivated20190713

She needs her batteries replaced

itscolossal

Glass Sculptures by Dylan Martinez Perfectly Imitate Water-Filled Plastic Bags

jursh

“oh interesting some bags of water maybe it’s about the water indus-”

“glass sculptures” “

socherryblossomcollective-blog

Live the demerit of noise-proof homes with

kelgrid

I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that

kelgrid

Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?

kelgrid

i-hate-chick-fil-a

I hate this

memeclassheroes

the-real-numbers-deactivated202

Hell world

pissvortex

in 12th grade engineering class our army vet teacher made us sign up for the draft

disordered

I literally got a phone call from one of these scumbags when I was in HS and I politely told him I’m not interested and that I’d be going to college in the fall and he legit said, “Wow, I’d hate to be such a burden on my parents like that, if you join the army we’d help you pay for school.” And I was just like nahhhh my parents would prefer me in college and hung up

zvaigzdelasas

silverjirachi

..don’t men still HAVE to sign up for the draft in order to get financial aid??

fags4cowboys

They have to by eighteen or else they get fined a massive amount

skinnykooked

“Hello and welcome to my Tumblr. Here you probably won’t find any basic info about me like my name or what I usually like to do, but you absolutely will find all my deepest darkest secrets and emotions along with my body measurements”

fuck-philip-banks

the wise man at the nudist beach, when discovered by an acquaintance, covers not his dick but his face

swaglexander-the-great

i feel like diogenes fucking ghostwrote that last bit

superunfriendlyreminder

“ours make money”

captainsblogsupplemental

I actually… love this

solitarelee

dubiousculturalartifact

i once wrote an entire academic paper with the central thesis of ‘everyone is kind of a dick to Data and it honestly kinda reflect how people treat neurodiverse people, which is also why we neurodiverse people relate to him so hard’