[inuendont]

hello I am rich man, give me your bank account passwords so I can send you money <3 <3 <3 much love -your future benefactor

12767334588941898776235 :) love u internet man <3

[yurimom]

Visit Original Link

[bogleech]

being in stores that look like this and play this kind of music always makes me hyper-aware of aging and the inevitability of death

[egberts]

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what is this 

[lameborghini]

me, jaywalking and making direct eye contact w the car driver that’s barreling toward me: kill me u coward

[africansouljah]

fuck you and your mixed messages

[hungwy]

Garfield Found Dead In Antarctica

[arewehavingpunyet]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

what crime did this tree commit to be put in tree jail

[claimed-clams]

Treeson

[empresspinto]

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

[loren-vance]

Passing this good karma

[pocketsofroses]

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

[949520-deactivated20150611]

Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later

[schittscreeks]

i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13

[hsnccarsbending]

[tylxo]

[eliaes-deactivated20160508]

me

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

One of the perks of getting older is getting to have a say in the family gossip

[zunlight-deactivated20161119]

naked iphones r beautiful but at what cost

[sovietunions]

one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

[highreevecain-deactivated202502]