just saw a fancomic of grace realizing stratt took his appendix while his shipping label was printing and the comments were theorizing what else she took: his tonsils, wisdom teeth, gallbladder… like DAMN she robbed tf out of him
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just saw a fancomic of grace realizing stratt took his appendix while his shipping label was printing and the comments were theorizing what else she took: his tonsils, wisdom teeth, gallbladder… like DAMN she robbed tf out of him
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Coltland Twins being sent to the Hail Mary mission and later finding Simon is so funny to me.
Colt would mess with Simon so much
Simon, just woke up and is terrified: "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? WHY ARE YOU IDENTICAL?"
Colt, choosing violence and deciding to mess with this guy: "we're clones, they made us for the mission, there is a third one somewhere but he escaped"
Grace is regretting every decision that brought him to this point.
Rocky thinks its so, so funny.
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today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me
The funniest version of bloodymary, to me, is where Adrian finds Simon entirely separately and has to go through their own ordeal of bonding with a sad traumatized squishy wet human while wondering how their partner's going to react. And then when Rocky gets back theyre both nervously llike. Hey babe. So there's something I have to show u,,,,, also you're gonna have to get cool about a lot of things real fast. Meanwhile simon and Grace are sniffing at each other like two cats being introduced through a bathroom door
for anyone who feels scared that they will never shift, i would remind you that fear is only a feeling. fear is powerful feeling, yes. but you are not your feelings and you are beyond power.
The new Avatar movie: A talentless sequel to a once brilliant show.
Finally gathered my thoughts on the new Avatar movie, and my only question is: why did this "legend of a fancy, empty fanservice shell" even exist?
The movie was doomed at the execution stage of its concept and script.
The creators had a bulletproof foundation: one of the most masterfully written shows in television history (Avatar: The Last Airbender), the canon comics, and The Legend of Korra, which already showed us the characters aged, with children and grandchildren.
And that is exactly why the idea of focusing on "Aang’s struggles and rebuilding the Air Nation" feels entirely redundant.
1. The Redundant Arc and Zero Stakes
We have already witnessed Aang’s grief, guilt, and pain over his people’s genocide throughout the original three seasons. That arc was closed and beautifully processed. The comics already showed the Air Acolytes, and TLOK put a definitive period on this storyline by bringing back actual airbenders.
Because we already know the future, the audience has absolutely nothing to worry about:
* We know Tenzin and his kids will remain the only airbenders for decades.
* We know exactly how long the main characters live.
* We know the fate of their families.
There are no stakes. Will they die? No. Will the future change? No. The answer is already known, making the entire narrative arc completely empty. We didn’t need a movie-length repetition of Aang’s trauma just for the sake of it.
Merely drawing pretty, adult versions of the characters is not enough to make a good movie. A film needs a core conflict, meaning, and a fresh idea.
2. Fanservice Wrapping, Empty Inside
If we look at this film as a standalone (even though almost the entire audience consists of old fans), it is hollow. The characters aren't explored; their screen time adds nothing substantial to their personalities.
So, why does this movie even exist?
* To force-feed us the Kataang canon?
* To show off Aang’s bizarre, unrealistic new design with a mountain of muscles that makes zero sense for a vegan monk with his lifestyle?
* To make him look like a self-insert of the creators who desperately need to force the audience into loving him?
The creators seem so attached to Aang as their self-insert that they still cannot accept that he never became the most beloved character in his own show.
So adult Aang is redesigned to be as conventionally attractive as possible. Broad shoulders. Huge muscles. Constant shirtless shots. A heavy emphasis on his romance with Katara.
The message feels almost painfully obvious:
“Look at him. This is the hero you’re supposed to love. This is the man you’re supposed to admire. This is the man Katara is supposed to be obsessed with.”
Seriously, it felt like watching a high-budget fan-animation for a mediocre Kataang fanfiction. It is so primitive and cheap how Katara throws herself at Aang’s neck in almost every scene, completely stripped of her independence. Worse entirely, Aang risks her life for the sake of his own elusive, idealistic hopes, making him the absolute worst partner imaginable. Then again, knowing what a terrible, neglectful father he turns out to be in TLOK, his toxic selfishness here isn't even surprising. What is surprising and deeply frustrating is how the creators force Katara to blindly love THIS and submissively accept whatever crumbs of attention or respect he throws her way. Once again, Katara is reduced to being a mere appendage to the Avatar—a disservice they already started in TLOK.
3. The Nerfing of the Gaang
The rest of the characters fared no better.
Everyone feels like an extended cameo rather than actual living characters.
* Sokka:The brave warrior who wasn't a bender yet stood tall against firebenders amplified by Sozin’s Comet is gone. Instead, we got a cowardly, quirky inventor making stupid jokes. He’s a parody of his former self.
* Toph: Completely useless to the plot. She is just there.
* Zuko: Just a pretty cardboard cutout who lost all of his signature charisma. He isn't even necessary to the plot. Not to mention the sheer stupidity of the writing: the literal Fire Lord, ruler of an entire global empire, is casually piloting a zeppelin completely alone—no crew, no royal guard, as if he has absolutely nothing to manage in his own country. And watching the Fire Lord personally repair a ship... God, it looked so incredibly braindead.
The creators literally removed his chest scar and gave him zero meaningful interaction with Katara.
The authors' eternal fear of the Zutara fandom is honestly getting hilarious at this point.
It is especially glaring how they tried to deflect attention: "Quick, let's throw in some hints for Zukka, and let's have a half-naked Zuko catch Toph!" It’s a desperate attempt to distract Zutara fans, as if stuffing the movie with "cute" Kataang scenes wasn't enough to stop people from even thinking about Zutara. They feel so deeply uncomfortable with Zutara's mere existence that they have to forcefully shove Kataang down our throats while aggressively trying to erase any trace of Zutara.
4. What We ACTUALLY Needed to See
Instead of retreading old ground, the movie could have explored the massive blank spaces in the lore that actually lead into the future we know:
* The Birth of Republic City: Show the first rise of social inequality. Show how Aang failed to solve this issue, leaving it as a heavy mistake of the past Avatar for Korra to fix.
* The Bloodbending Ban: Give us a real story about why Katara had to ban it. Show us why it couldn't even be adapted for medical use. The canon ban still feels unconvincing—sub-bending is potentially useful, and even lethal lightning-bending wasn't banned but redirected for the public good.
* Characters with Unknown Fates: Give us someone to actually worry about! Where is Azula (did she redeem herself or is she still a threat)? What about Ty Lee and chi-blocking leading into the Equalists? What about Mai?
* Suki's Tragedy: Address the theory that Suki died young. It would perfectly and tragically explain why Sokka ended up alone and never started a family—losing two girls he loved could be his personal curse, making him close his heart to risk.
* Kanto: We could have been introduced to the mysterious Kanto as Toph’s future love interest—someone serious, with a personality resembling Lin, so the audience could see something familiar in him.
* King Bumi: Even showing old King Bumi sacrificing his own life to protect the heroes would have been better, so that the name of Aang’s firstborn finally received a powerful emotional justification.
But no. Instead, we wasted time on things that had already been said.
The Bitter Truth About the Creators
It is glaringly obvious that the people who made ATLA deeply emotional and complex were missing here. It was Aaron Ehasz and the brilliant room of writers who gave the original show its soul, layers, and emotional maturity.
On the backbone of that collective work, Bryke built a sequel franchise that proves once again: on their own, they simply do not know how to create something truly great.
It’s a shame so much money and years of work were wasted on this hollow fanservice. People will not be analyzing the depth of this movie years from now like they still do with the original ATLA. Because there is simply nothing to analyze.
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A gentle reminder for anyone who needs to hear it tonight:
You didn’t just stumble upon shifting by accident. Shifting found you. Out of billions of people in this reality, the universe tapped you on the shoulder and opened a door. It showed you the infinite multiverse because you are meant to experience it.
I know the journey can feel exhausting. I know there are nights when your DR feels too quiet and your CR feels too loud. But please don't give up. You were given this awareness for a reason. Your Desired Reality already exists, your comfort characters are waiting, and every “failed” attempt is just one step closer to waking up exactly where you belong.
You were chosen to know about this. You were always meant to shift; it is not merely a possibility, but a beautiful inevitability. You are destined to shift. Trust the process, my love.
fake it till you make it. take parts from someone's shifting routine but ignore the rest. do things others may deem silly or extravagant and incorporate them into your shifting journey. attempt to shift every night, every week, every month, all of them or none at all. write in journals, post online, talk to others, or only keep it to yourself. there is no wrong or right answers. there is only you and whatever makes you content. stop listening so much to those who say you must do xyz to shift, the only person who matters in your journey is yourself. you are limitless
More bloodymary doodles for the soul
I had been playing with the idea of Adrian and Rocky watching a lot of rom-coms and romantic movies in general (they have dates in the Hail Mary, those are their movie night) , thinking that this is how human courtship rituals work decide to give a handy hand to their humans and become matchmakers.
I keep thinking in Rocky telling Grace to take off his glasses in front of Simon, because he saw in many movies that people with glases are perceived as exponentially more handsome if they take off their glasses. When Grace refuses to do such a thing, Rocky procedes to hide the glasses, leaving a very blind Grace on his own, this leads to him tripping on his own feet and Simon having to catch him in his arm, making Rocky feel as if his mission was a complete success.
Other ideas:
Adrian trying to brush Simon hair so he is more preceptable.
Rocky choosing a beutiful (or at least what he thinks) outfit for Grace, extra points if is a dress because I love Grace in a dress.
Rocky demanding for pasta and meatballs to the eridian scientists, because it is crucial for human courtship.
Adrian and Rocky trying to make a a candlelit dinner, but using to many candles, or forgetting the candles completly. Like making Simon and Grace not able to see each other by the blast of the fire or because they are in complete darkness.
Adrian, who is the most artistic between them, trying to replicate music and soundtrack of romantic movies so Grace and Simon can read the mood.
Also Adrian (who i'm convince works on the maintenance of the dome) making it rain all the time because they really love when people kisses under the rain in movies.
Adrian trying to teach Simon ballroom dancing , so he can invite Grace later (Grace doesn't know how to ballroom dance, but those are jus details for later).
Rocky telling Grace that maybe he should try to be a "bad/rough guy" and dressing him with a leather jacket.
Rocky trying (the key word is trying) to write a love letter to Simon pretending to be Grace to confess their feelings.
Rocky who just watche Pride and Prejuice, and didn't understood at all how the courtship worked in that movie, and tells Grace to tell Simon that he founds him disgusting.
Rocky would help mostly Grace, because he knows that Grace has feelings for Simon, and Adrian would help mostly Simon because they know that Simon has feelings for Grace.
Extra:
I don't know if it would be funnier if Grace and Simon doesn't know about all this, or are desesperate enough to acknowledge that they need the help.
I also think that if only one of them knows could also be funny.
If Grace knows is because he also watched those movies and he can see the patterns, and Simon would be ignorant of all because that man hasn't see a movie in his life (At least not until he got to Rocky and Grace).
If Grace doesn't know is because he been aroace and that mixed to his usual social awkwardness make him inmmune to romantic clues (he is a charmer, but he doesn't know he is one or how it works).
If Simon knows is because he himself wants to courtship Grace, but has no idea of how to do it, or do it in a no Eden (cultish) way , so Adrian and Rocky (self-proclaimed experts) are willing to help.
P.S: This whole idea originaly came of me thinking in that scene of Litte Mermaid, in which Sebastian is singing to Eric to kiss Ariel, but in my mind Simon was Ariel, Grace was Eric, and Rocky was Sebastian (I suppose that through elimination process Adrian is Flounder.)
This, but Adrian and Rocky like different kinds of Romances and so Adrian is using ideas more specifically made for the young adult romances where the girl comes back home and sees a childhood friend/ex that’s doing some work nearby vs Rocky loving the comedic enemies to lover romcom and absolutely causing the same mayhem that happens in those ones.
Even funnier is that even with the fails that happen with some of the other attempts, the lack of candles or too many candles. The fact that they are both trying to reenact two different kinds of romance often leads to their attempts cancelling each other out. Rocky tries getting Grace to be the bad boy kind of look and so often has him over-layered as shit and Adrian is over here trying to get Simon to do work around the dome shirtless because that’s what always happens in the romcoms they enjoying watching.
I think at some point in Simon's introduction to Grace, specially after it turns to be a violent first meeting (as it is usually is because trauma), the eridians had the dangerous and very concerning question of: what if Simon eats Grace?
Maybe the eridians (Rocky, who is there for emotional support, Adrian, who is actually working in the dome in which Grace and this new human live, and other eridian scientifics) are at the next door waiting for Grace's signal to come in an introduce themselves, or maybe they are just been curious and presence the moment in which this other human wakes up and when he does he goes rampage.
Simon wakes up alert and in the moment he sees Grace (who is smiling all awkwardly and trying to explain everything as he always does) jumps all savage over him, going straight for his throat.
In that moment the eridians, horrified, realize that they must have omit or overlook something about humans.
They could be thinking that maybe the "me-burgers" and cannibalism is something that goes beyond Grace special case and humans eating humans is actually something common.
Or worse, maybe there are predator humans and prey humans and they have just introduced a predator human (Simon) into the santuary of their saviour prey human (Grace).
I think that this idea would specially be possible, if Simon was mutated. The eridians would be like "of course! that is why he had so many teeth! is to eat our poor Grace better!"
I think I know why I love the idea of Simon on Erid first and bonding with Adrian before meeting Grace or Rocky.
Because then Adrian and Rocky can be that couple moving in together and desperately trying to get their cats to get along.
Rocky with his cuddly chatty orange cat who has so many brain cells they often negate each other, and is a maximum clinger. Currently recovering from scurvy.
And Adrian with their feral rescue, an unlucky black cat they found injured at the bottom of a metal dumpster. Who’s aloof and avoidant of everyone except Adrian, the Only One he loves and trust.
Rocky and Adrian are like those victims of the cat distribution system who have No Idea how to care for a cat, but they have been chosen so they gotta learn fast. 
I love this idea!
Continuing the cat analogy, I'm reminded of a My Cat From Hell episode I saw years ago where a couple were trying to get their two cats to coexist peacefully. Here was the problem: one cat was deaf; the other's tail was paralyzed. The kitties couldn't communicate effectively with each other and didn't know how to deal with that because, y'know, they're cats and their brains are smaller than apples.
So imagine that the Eridians have made Simon a habitat with a more-or-less correct atmosphere, gravity, and temperature. Maybe they've collected enough of his tissue to figure out how to keep him hydrated and nourished.
But unlike Grace and Rocky, Adrian and company don't have thinking machines that can turn Eridian speech into something a human can understand. And as paranoid as Simon is, he's likely to be more combative than cooperative.
Also keep in mind that Simon's habitat is probably dark because the Eridians have little awareness of light.
So as far as Simon is concerned, he's been imprisoned by giant spiders.
Enter Grace and Rocky. They have the key to Eridian-Human communication. But not only is Grace missing critical context that would help him support Simon, but he's too feeble for those first few weeks to be of much help.
YES! YOU UNDERSTAND!!
I need Simon to be feeling abducted by aliens and for the Eridians lack of knowledge of humans to cause their help to hurt him on occasion.
He does slowly grow to trust Adrian tho, that’s important! They see this extra leaky space blob alone in the universe and dedicate themselves to making him as comfortable, safe, and enriched as possible.
Also, Adrian POV: when your dead husband returns home in an alien ship (made by the SAME alien species of your adopted alien) with the answers to save your dying star AND the entirety of that alien species wealth of knowledge downloaded onto that alien ship.
And! He befriended one of those aliens! An alien who sacrificed returning to its home planet to save your mate and star. Who’s barely hanging onto life and needs specialized medical care that You’ve Already Figured Out.
Adrian now deeply understands the human biological need to cry when experience extreme emotions. They are so full of joy and hope for their future they all now have together.
Is beautiful!
We've seen a lot of fics where Simon is paranoid and violent, threatening Grace. And I love it! However, imagine that once Adrian and Rocky move Grace's lamps into the biodome and Simon can see Grace, Simon internalizes how sick and weak the man on the other side of the xenonite divider really is.
Once the divider is lifted, Simon takes to aggressively guarding Grace and only allowing Adrian access.
Just like, "I've only had this stupid science bitch for what feels like a day and a half, but if any of you alien fucks get anywhere near him I will kill everything on this planet including myself."
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