Invisible-Penguin

20-something awkwardly awesome penguin living in California

[invisible-penguin]

I am still alive! I teach history and got my master’s degree and I am doing well. Popped onto Tumblr for a specific mission, so I’ll see you guys in another 2 years! I hope you are all doing well! <3

[bestdogmemes]

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

older siblings b like i hate u because mom made me do things before u were born and also because u are taller. younger siblings b like u are oppressing me by giving me a task. only children b like what the fuck is compromise, fuck you

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

middle children b like [disappear under mysterious circumstances]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[every1one]

this is how people 5'4" and under unload the washer

[armitaggehux-deactivated2021030]

Me: eats anything

My digestive system

[joeinct]

Untitled, (Sheep & Standing Stones) Photo by Pentti Sammallahti, 2008

[celticorca]

@naughtypiggy @petermorwood

The magical, mystic sheep of Stonehenge!

[petermorwood]

Um, not Stonehenge. The lintels on Stonehenge are a dead giveaway…

That’s Callanish Stone Circle on the Isle of Lewis in Scotland.

Harder to reach than Salisbury Plain…

…but worth the effort if stone circles and Stone Age sites are your thing (and once that far north, there are plenty of others…)

[invisible-penguin]

@astonrms9 family vacation?

[paperfury-deactivated20260224]

Girls don’t want boys. Girls want to glide down ladders in their own private library while their red cloak flutters behind them, owning swords and many chocolates, with fast WiFi at all times.

[fictionalcharactersaremyreality]

i cannot stress this enough

[amemait]

I hope Brendan Fraser is having a nice day.

[amemait]

I hope one day that Brendan Fraser gets to see this post with several thousand (one day perhaps several hundred thousand?) people who have all banded together, united for one single common purpose: to hope that he is having a nice day.

[catasters]

[lilsugarbush]

[realvibekiller-remade-deactivat]

do you ever look @ someone and think “i just want you to be happy always”

[invisible-penguin]

@astonrms9

[airframeextender]

you know what really gets my goat?

[aglaja-deactivated20131222]

el chupacabra

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[invisible-penguin]

@astonrms9 me when i come to visit you and your family

[egypt-museum-deactivated2021071]

The Temple of Hatshepsut glows at sunset 

Hatshepsut’s temple is one of the world’s most striking architectural masterpieces, but perhaps even more noteworthy is the woman who commissioned it.

Photograph by Kenneth Garrett, National Geographic Creative

[mexicaheart]

Mural fragment from Teotihuacan. The name “Spearthrower Owl” is a name or title that has come to be associated with the rulers of Teotihuacan, and has been found on monuments describing the people of Teotihuacan as far away as Guatemala. Images of green, quetzal-plumed owls are common in the art of Teotihuacan, and when they appear, as here, holding a spear and shield, they became name-glyohs of the rulers of that ancient city. Here, the quetzal plumed owl speaks, his shield and spear giving him the authority of a tlatoani

[showerthoughtsofficial]

People don’t hate math. They hate being confused, intimidated, and embarrassed by math. Their problem is with how it’s taught.

[theintrovertnation]