Apples Bunnies and Stars

Some stars shine bright, and others brighter, and some dimmer, but they're all super important.

[mevil]

[sixthousandbees]

explaining the joke! the kanji for league battle is “ri-gu macchi”, or “league match” The shortened version is “riguma” and the explosive response is “riguma - boruzu” its a ligma balls joke

[theconcealedweapon]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Source

There is a thread 🧵

[seth-the-hobbit]

[image description: a series of tweets from Cliff Jerrison @ pervocracy dated 24th of March. The tweets read:

if your child doesn’t come out until they’ve moved out and have a strong non-family support system

they didn’t JUST become trans ya dingdong

they just became safe from you

and I hope you feel every bit of what that means

and if your child starts HRT or gets a surgery date the day after they come out to you,

no, they didn’t start medical transition on day one

it’s day several hundred and you’re the last to know

(media should REALLY stop taking parents’ word on this particular point)

(sorry if this is a little unfair to parents of people who transitioned later in life for other reasons and do have a decent relationship, but if you are one of those you already know it instead of having a giant grudge around “my child didn’t even give me a CHANCE to stop them”)

All my love to the people replying to this with your stories, and – please don’t feel guilty. You do not owe your parents a trust they did not earn. You deserve, and did as a child, to be seen and loved as yourself. 💕 [heart emoji]

once again I must scream to the heavens that a lot of parents fucking suck and choosing not to come out to them until you near the point where you physically can’t hide your transition is not “suddenly becoming trans”, it is basic self-defense

“mom, I think I might be transgender, but I’m not sure, can you help me work through my feelings” - something that in some families is a reasonable request, and in others you might as well pour barbecue sauce down your shirt and climb in a tiger cage

End image description.]

[hexsta]

…maybe the biggest problem is the fact that you already wanted to stop them and that’s why you found out last

[neotrances-deactivated]

this person came to self check out and had two trans flag pins on their hat and they were holding like five different kinds of sushi platters and struggling and then they looked at the machine and then at me and stared at my trans necklace for two seconds and then walked pass me and into the main hall and i just assumed they went to get a cart but then like 20 minutes passed and they never came back . they saw my necklace and was like yeah this guy won’t tattle , massive respect to whoever that was i love you

[homoidiotic]

tumblr tags are fucked up for me rn they type what im saying like 5 times like im trapped in a well and its echoing around how am i meant to make my little jokes now :(

[plutotheforgotten]

This is objectively a hilarious glitch though

[homoidiotic]

ur right :/

[modmad]

tumblr glitch put op in a jar and shook it up and down violently

[itsqueenshroom]

my bf and I have the same fucking brain

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

[wooferdill]

[raideo]

[starshinebeaches]

[natsumischwartz]

[nylarac]

[ragsy]

[glowstickhaloboy]

question was how to get kicked out of hogwarts

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[metaru-lee]

I’ll never forget the change in Gaara’s facial expression  when Lee drops his weights, for the first time ever he looked like he feared for his life

[sonypraystation]

Imagine the first feeling of pain in your life coming from a pile of sentient sand drilling a tattoo on your forehead and the second one from a wizard who cant use magic drop kicking the FUCK out of you

[narutoheritageposts]

april 8, 2018

[dimir-charmer]

Girls will be like Idk why im so unproductive recently and then you ask whats going on in their life and they list eight lifestopping crisies and then say 'yeah but i should be fine :/ '

[marvelgifs]

#Thor Ragnarok: Intergalactic Comedy

[diddlysquash]

I can’t draw very well and hated that I couldn’t draw my DnD character, a tabaxi cleric named Merry Thing, but then I remembered I’m pretty good with a needle and thread so I made her

All made by hand, hand embroidered details, and I even crocheted the lace trim on her shift!

[diddlysquash]

Update: I made Thing’s twin brother, Cheeky Night! Cheeky is my favorite npc in the campaign and I couldn’t have a Thing without him. He’s an absolute bastard of a man but I love him so much. The belt he’s wearing I wove by hand with embroidery floss, and the designs on his vest are symbolic to the campaign and his character.

Anyway I love him, I love my tabaxi twins, and I never want to use metallic embroidery floss ever again.

[diddlysquash]

These guys have been getting notes again so I thought I’d mention that they got me a full time job at my favorite locally owned fabric and yarn store.

[wild-world]

THE KING HAS RETURNED

[galahadwilder]

The Joker’s violent attention-comedy bullshit would 100% just not work if his main opponent was John Constantine. Both because John is funnier than he is and just does NOT care. Joker would be bouncing around like “look at me, I’m so EEEEVILLLL” and John’s just bored because this isn’t even in the top ten evil things he’s seen this morning

[galahadwilder]

Joker: hahaha, I’ve POISONED THE RESERVOIR

John, casually purifying it by dropping a charm no bigger than his pinkie into the water and then walking away: call me again when you’ve turned an orphanage into inside-out land sharks or something

Joker: *splutters*

[galahadwilder]

Joker: you’re TOO LATE, Hellblazer! Now you have to choose between rescuing this civilian… or your PARTNER! Hahahahaha!

John, who specifically chose this partner because he was a serial killer and therefore expendable, and was also planning to feed him to Dagon tomorrow anyway: aw thanks mate, you’ve saved me an arseload of trouble

Joker: …

Joker: what the fuck is wrong with you

[galahadwilder]

Joker: I am going to murder your ONE TRUE LOVE! AHAHAHAHA

John: haha I’m dating King Shark so good bloody luck

Joker: WHAT THE FUCK AAAAUGH NEW PLAN NEW PLAN

[lifesmeaning-42]

The sequel to this:

[galahadwilder]

…I completely forgot I made that post

[fishtrouts]

Dragon Hoards

A dragon is nothing without its hoard. Upon realizing that Swordfish takes a different approach to accumulating tons of treasure, by taking a trip to the nearby swamps!

Also, I made a Patreon page! It’s still fresh out the oven so right now there’s one comic featuring one of the dragons, but I am going to upload more Patreon-exclusive comics there + some other secret stuff. It’s one tier, $1 per month, so if you’re interested in seeing more of Swordfish and his buddies you can check it out here!

[comradeyaoi]

im not even joking rn this fucking painting made me start uncontrollably sobbing. Do you know how long it took to paint? How expensive it was? The cat was content for hours and so loved that the girl held him there and paid for him to be painted with her. Imagine having such a bond… imagine being so loved and loving so much back…

[comradeyaoi]

Apparently this is almost a genre of painting. Its human nature to love and cradle cats …. And the bond these cats and their people have. To sit together for hours to get a painting to attempt to immortalize the love you two shared

[boyc4t]

some of my favorite film theory and film criticism approaches <3

[nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice]

Iroh: so Toph, what are your goals in life?

Toph: I’ve been banned from every major city’s transportation system except Omashu

Toph: I don’t know what their limit is but I will fucking find it 

[probsjosh]

King Boomie, having exactly zero limits:

[theotheristhedoctor]

Unstoppable object meets immovable force

[gaangarang]

[Toph eventually slips up and is captured by the city guard force. Instead of being imprisoned or exiled, Toph finds herself being given audience with the King of Omashu.]

Bumi: Well, well, well. It seems I have finally met the troublemaker who has been causing such chaos with my rail systems.

Toph:…

Bumi: I must say, I am thoroughly impressed with your earthbending abilities. You remind me of myself when I was a lad.

Toph: Get to the point.

Bumi: I see great potential in you, Toph Beifong. I want you inherit my title once I am no longer fit to rule.

Toph: Wait what the fuck

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

Why wasn’t this Toph’s future instead of becoming a freaking cop. This would have made so much more sense. 

[gallusrostromegalus]

My favorite part of this is “when I am no longer fit to rule” because

1. Implying Bumi was fit to rule at any point

1.1 except maybe in the sense that he was completely shredded

2. That he has no plans to die, (nor would death necessarily make him unfit to rule), but that he apparently intends to like. Tuck his arms and legs into himself and just roll off into the sunset.

3. Given that the Earth Kingdom has an actual ruling family that causes some drama in LoK, Toph continuing to cause monarchy confusion is both 100% in character and fucking hilarious.

[definitelynotaminion]

Toph takes over as King Bumi the second and everyone is like “no that’s not how inheriting works” and Bumi is like “No no she’s right, I did say “inherit my title!”

[aromantic-angel]

When toph is no longer fit to rule, she instills bumi (Aang’s son) as her heir and he is known as bumi 3.

[catflowerqueen]

Her first act as ruler is to ban herself from Omashu’s transportation system, thus fulfilling one of her life goals.

[sakunatsuteru]

A Fakir for @angelamenity​ and to match the Princess Tutu from last night <3

[sakunatsuteru]

*Princess Tutu voice* Excuse me, he asked for no pickles. Matching Fakir Art