I mainly talk about Hermitcraft, Empiressmp, and more. I love art and trying new things
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@inwardrambles
I mainly talk about Hermitcraft, Empiressmp, and more. I love art and trying new things
I am a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, I do not use foul language or post or Reblog sexually explicit content
Guys, water at different temperatures literally tastes different because the temperature affects the pH level. Warmer water has a slightly higher pH, meaning it's more alkaline, while colder water is slightly more acidic because of the lower pH. In addition, the minerals and gases in normal tap water slightly changes due to changes in temperature/pH level
Como nunca supe que tan tiernos son los manierismos, como cuando toca su pelo al ponerse nerviosa, o su risita cuando está viendo sus videos, como su sonrisa baile entre sus ojos y labios, cuando de repente me aprieta las muñecas o me arrastra para ver lo que encontró. Es maravillosa
Animation for my utahraptor
Guys he spent all weekend rendering this please blow this up
Watch this
Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!
Perfect tags
absolutely LOST in the sauce
Me: “I can’t be autistic, I don’t have sensory issues.”
Also Me-
- The person who told me to try freezing grapes is my enemy.
- *Physically gagging from trying to eat a freeze dried strawberry*
- “I can’t sleep, my shirt is on.”
- This yogurt had pieces of fruit in it so I will let it spoil in the back of my fridge and die of starvation before I eat it.
- If anyone touches me right now I will become a safety hazard
- *Throwing myself off of furniture*
- Something is crinkling SOMEWHERE in the next room and if I don’t find it and destroy it I will never sleep again.
- This person’s headlights were too bright for 0.5 seconds and now I will have a migraine for the next 4 hours.
- My hands are wet MY HANDS ARE WET MAKE IT STOP
- What do you mean these clothes are dry? They’re clearly still damp, how do you not feel it? They’re still damp!
- These two rocks rubbed against each other and made a noise and I think I may have broken a tooth from clenching my jaw so hard
- If I am forced to wear jeans for more than 0.3 seconds upon entering my home I’m going to start crying
- Frosted Glass = Evil
- Yes I am going to “waste money” buying pre-peeled garlic because peeling garlic makes my hands sticky and I hate it.
- Stopping to wash my hands every 5 minutes while cooking because I can’t stand having things on my hands.
Feel free to add your own
Anything on my face, Halloween makeup, face paint, salsa, bbq sauce etc.
Curry sauce sticking to the roof of my mouth
toothpaste from the dentist
The time at the dentist office they said they didn’t have mint and used cinnamon tooth paste— gagged and vomited, and the dental assistant managed to find mint
playing the piano with a bandaid on my finger
bandaids
feeling a scab and wanting to peel it off cuz bumpy
pimples on my arms/neck
any other kind of yogurt besides strawberry
eating yogurt!
what do you use as your sprint keybind in minecraft
shift
control
q
space
something else
controller/console/mobile plater
button for non minecrafters
Sweats in g key sprint
I don't remember what you said but for the rest of my life I will remember the car window was rolled down when you said it.
the siren
@brainrotranch -Original art
Every day his soul did yearn
the wine colored sea held so much
Danger and fear, but perhaps something more
throwing a stone across the moonlit glass
a figure burst the polished water
a siren, with long beautiful hair
Great big blue eyes
seaweed tangled through its hair
He shouldn’t he thought but he began to shout
the siren sang his song
and drew closer to the shore
HONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONK
three hours ago I saw these clips. I’ve been left with this, immortalized forever
i can’t talk shit about the pirates of the caribbean films as if elizabeth swann becoming pirate king didn’t hand my entire ass to me and make me the gay i am today
these 2 looks basically defined my sexuality and i’m not afraid to admit it
things pirates of the caribbean got right:
1. will and elizabeth’s love story
2. elizabeth becoming pirate king
3. avoiding sexualizing elizabeth or the other female pirate characters in the first 3 films by allowing them to wear period-accurate pirate outfits that aren’t tailored to be revealing and impractical for ‘sex appeal’ just because they’re women
4. hans zimmer’s entire score but especially the iconic ‘he’s a pirate’ main theme
5. When the movie came out, morally-gray characters like Jack were actually not really a thing yet in pop culture, and it’s not Pirates’ fault that there are a ton of stupid shitty copycats out there.
6. I run a corseting panel at cons and literally use Elizabeth’s lace-up scene as a video clip of what historical corseting was actually like, because the only thing they got wrong in this scene is that tightlacing wouldn’t be a thing for about another 200 years (and you couldn’t tightlace with the corset style Elizabeth is wearing anyway). It’s one of the most accurate corseting scenes I’ve ever seen.
7. Will’s hat.
8. That scene with all the pirates on the gallows where that little boy starts singing Hoist the Colours? Yeah, that’s fucking legendary. The rest of AWE was kind of a trash fire, but that scene gave me goosebumps.
9. There’s this great shot in the first one where they really drive home the class differences inherent in this time period by having the governor talking about progress and civilization to Elizabeth in their carriage, and then they cut to a shot outside the carriage where a beggar gets splashed by mud from the wheel. It’s a perfect way to underline that everything is not, in fact, a nice little upper-class fairytale, and to give some weight to Will’s storyline, because he has a lot more in common with that beggar than with the governor.
10. For its time, the CGI was fucking amazing.
11. And let’s not forget the work of the makeup department, which had to actually invent new ways of putting on makeup for this movie.
12. The governor’s death scene. Holy shit.
13. They could have gone with a Jack/Will/Elizabeth love triangle, but they didn’t. There are some hints Jack is in love (or at least in lust) with Elizabeth, but he recognizes that she loves Will, and that’s that.
14. You’ve got to admit that wedding was unique.
15. The introduction of fantasy elements to historical fiction outside of Tolkein-esque fantasy, and how it contributed to and expanded the Fantasy Media boom we’re still enjoying today.
1. They had a woman of colour play a goddess.
2. They had a woman pirate right in the first film, when the tradition is to only show male ones (hell, the PotC ride at Disney had a wench auction scene until recently). And it was a female pirate of colour at that!
3. Elizabeth may not have known how to fight in the first film, but she wasn’t helpless either. Her first instinct was to fight, but she also had the brains to recognize when it was best to hide instead. Plus when given the chance she stabbed Barbosa that one time.
4. Elizabeth’s lack of fighting ability was not simply because she was a woman, it was clear it was due to her societal circumstances, since we saw other women of different socioeconomic backgrounds being able to fight (and when given the opportunity to learn Elizabeth took to fighting like a duck on water).
5. The Hoist the Colours scene where we see pirates of multiple ethnicities and their varying flags, reminding us that pirates came in all shapes and sizes and weren’t just white men.
6. One of the Pirate Lords being yet ANOTHER woman of colour. She may not have had much of a speaking role if memory serves, but even her presence is already a big deal.
7. The pirates accepting their King is a woman without much fuss.
Pirates is amazing I will not here a bad word
Davy Jones CGI is legendary and a ton better than some of the stuff done today 😄
I’m pretty sure that female Chinese pirate was a nod to a real, documented female pirate king who was Chinese and had a whole fleet of ships at her disposal but I can’t remember her name rn
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ching_Shih
My favorite part about the Bretheren Court voting wasn’t that they were against Elizabeth for becoming King as a woman and newcomer. They were pissed at Jack for being a chaotic neutral who broke the decades long tradition of an egotistical stalemate by voting for someone besides himself.
Also, the deleted scenes from Black Pearl and At World’s End that divulge more of Jack’s troubled past, like how he was branded as a pirate by the East Indian Trading Company because he stole a ship full of slaves and freed them.
In addition to all of the above, the movies are just so damn FUN, especially the first. You have Johnny Depp and Geoffrey Rush basically in a competition to see who can be the Hammiest Pirate Ever, you have top-notch character actor Kevin McNally doing the salty old tar bit, you have the two pirates who don’t really do much but somehow have all the best lines and a mute pirate who TRAINED HIS PARROT TO TALK FOR HIM AND NOBODY KNOWS HOW BUT THEY ALL JUST ACCEPT IT. And the fight scenes are some of the best since Princess Bride (Jack vs. Will in the smithy? *chef’s kiss*). Like, Disney may have oversaturated the market too fast on the franchise but it became popular for a reason.
Also Jack and Barbossa having shared a bed.
lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own
“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.
I’ve been doing this for years
It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)
“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats
We live in a socie-
Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec
I find the mushroom post :)
sorry
sorry
Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please
@imfunnydamit
“There is not enough time to make all the things one’s imagination can conjure” - @reyndesign
Every single one of these quotes is going in my next grimoire
May I add: “I refuse to die until things are better and that is a threat.”-random tumblr user I can’t find the post anymore
@gallusrostromegalus
Oh! an entire quote list for the Raw Animals Coloring Book!
name him. name your son
BongWater
and so has he been baptized before the lord
BongWater
“MOOM, BONGWATER CAME ACROSS MY DASH AGAIN!”
I love hermitcraft, obviously, my main blog is dedicated to them specifically
Hermit seasons I’ve seen
Season 3-the start of something great, while not best as big in scale as later seasons, the hermits focus more on community events pranks etc. 7/10
Season 4- everyone settling on or around the mesa biome made the world seem far more connected, and the introduction of the shopping district made for great interactions 8/10
Season 5- while most episodes were focused on one hermits project and the vast majority of the series felt like single player, with exception to some of the convex stuff and other collaborations. season 5 also featured some of the craziest, large scale building projects to date. tangos base, scar, cubs color wonderland, Mumbo Xisuma and everyone’s base easily make season 5 amazing, albeit living up to “hermit” part of hermitcraft. 7/10
Season 6- you know why this is here. The introduction of Grian, the Architechs, Sahara. Really solidifying Hermitcraft where it is today. While I didn’t follow most of the major plot lines at the moment, all that they did for Tag, the Prank War, Star vs G team, Area 77 and the 1.14 area, the mini games, and Demise, truly a great season. 9/10
Season 7- any complaint on season 6 is non existent in season 6. season 6 was too long, well season 7 while being slightly shorter does not overstay its welcome, it relishes in its quick pace, quickly after starting the shopping district we get the headhunt, the diamond pile being strung in, without effort. Hermit challenges being one of the most bizarre and funniest things I’ve ever seen
Interactions? Season 7 has them in spades hearts and diamonds- did I say diamonds? Oh yeah the diamond throne being the centerpiece for the mayor campaign over the shopping district being equal parts hilarious and absolutely the best thing I have ever seen in hermitcraft. The other plots are just as engaging, as Grian builds up his barge, until the mycelium restitance really gets going.
Also bases?? You liked the great bases from season 5? Go check out False castle, Grians mansion, Scars forest and mining base, literally Cub the desert king, spent his entire season for his base to look like a chunk error on a map. I could go on…. The pace, the interactions, it is just perfect 11/10
Season 8- everything great about season 7, but turned up to 11, the jungle bros from season 7, but now they share their base. Boatem being entirely too cursed as the season progresses . While the short season may feel like a cop out, the short duration makes every episode feel more and more hectic, the boat war with Tango, evil X returning, the Octagon rivalry, just amazing. Especially moon big. What a concept the only possibly bad thing was it being a short season 9/10
Season 9- I have watched very little of season 9, yay being in another country for two years ….. but solid hijinks 8/10
Where would I be without sexy man Xisuma coming to Reblog my posts at some point
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this video sends me every time. the lip syncing. the source material. iconic
I reblogged this one time and someone else who reblogged it from me tagged it with #violence
Ben and Darius pulling up on the other campers like