kaiser

he/him - 18

[catchymemes]

[orpheuslament]

lets do some medical roleplay. youre my doctor & you have to perform some minor surgery on me but this is the 18th century & theres no anaesthetic so i go into shock & die. yes of course its still sexual

[kinkyrius]

[drowsyr]

life isn’t all bad. you can listen to pet sounds

[millybrowm]

Pet Sounds cracks me up because it’s like 12 of the most heartfelt songs about love and loneliness and right in the middle they’re like “let me tell you about the worst boat trip i’ve ever experienced”

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[leatherkinkster]

[ioannesdilectus]

every adam ant song is tilted like a grindr display neme

[boy-biter]

Being an insane sex pervert is fun until it hits that what turns me on is actually what turns me on and I am like fucked in the head for real

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

Guys getting hurt dot com

[divineundone]

guys getting hurt dot com slash careers

[seizuredaughter-deactivated2026]

I'm gonna die in a car crash listening 2 some faggot music and then the emts are gonna fuck my mouth

[willgrahamscock]

[official-cannibalism-posts]

Remember there will always be people out there to match your freak. They might even be your coworkers. Your classmates.

[unalivejournal]

Leather fetishes are back in cuz everything is polyester these days.. touching real HQ material in 2026 is enough to give anyone a little sexual zing

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way

[dogpuppy]

[decati]

sex is not enough i need to get the shit beaten out of me