FELIX KRULL HATE ACCOUNT

That oomf who's too confessions of felix krull

[raptorliver]

[homunculus-argument]

The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going

"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."

[tanadrin]

genuinely i think a big problem with science education is we spend too much time in high school telling students DNA is like, the Magical Essence of an Organism.

dna is mostly just instructions for building proteins, and not very persuasive ones at that. it sits in the nucleus of the cell, and what happens after RNA transcription isn't any of its business. this is a good thing! it means we can override it sometimes when we need to (and when we know how). but a lot of rhetoric around DNA (and therefore gender and sex and morphological freedom in general) treats it like this Platonic sorcery that must be obeyed, lest we incur the wrath of the gods. and it's nothing so special!

[jackironsides]

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[iocasteo]

Hi

deadlock oc moots please friend me on discord . @/eyecrows let me hear about your deadlocklings

Edit actually just friend me if you want ok lets talk about our ocs 🤑🤑🤑🤑

[iocasteo]

"The absence of a ship does not stop him from calling himself a captain. Because Jack cares not for the silly conventions of language and human life - he is in the big city for one sole purpose; adventure. His form might be imperfect, but his charm makes up for it."

-- hi guys this is my chudling jack. hes like a brother slash relative to the doorman or whatever. he's a fun guy who likes frolicking

template credits!! go check it out!

[iocasteo]

thanks for the love everyone... heres some more of him...

[iocasteo]

YOU. IM GOING TO GET YOU (art fighting-ly)

too bad batman! i have already thumbnailed my attack for you! nye he he he he!

[bedupolker]

2cool4skool

The finished in the nick of time to print in a compilation I'll be selling at Anthrocon 2026! (Say hi if you're around Saturday or Sunday!)

Can't make it? For a small donation, this 40-page digital PDF (& others) is now available on my Ko-Fi and Patreon!

[iocasteo]

"The absence of a ship does not stop him from calling himself a captain. Because Jack cares not for the silly conventions of language and human life - he is in the big city for one sole purpose; adventure. His form might be imperfect, but his charm makes up for it."

-- hi guys this is my chudling jack. hes like a brother slash relative to the doorman or whatever. he's a fun guy who likes frolicking

template credits!! go check it out!

[zmpl]

i will replace chatgpt

[zmpl]

two pieces of bread and in between theres a bunch of bullshit

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[pukicho]

Please stay

[alteredpanel]

took the husband to the aquarium today for a date. the fish were cool,

[kat4884]

the gooners

they’re everywhere

[felixcloud6288]

Dat's right boss. Now just tell us what ya need and we'll get it done boss.

[quadtator-lawful-evil]

who needs ta sleep with da fishes boss

[bananapudding752]

sorry bawss, I was too busy searchin up da anime girls boss. real pretty.

[felixcloud6288]

Forget dem anime goils. Dere only temporary. But da boss is forever. Right boss?

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t g t’ at' gt . t t at a a ' gt t . ta t a a, a t ac a a g . a tt. gt a g. ta. t a . gt ?

Closest match: Oeneis jutta genome assembly, chromosome: 18 Common name: Jutta Arctic

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[felixcloud6288]

Da boss got turned into a butterfly!!

[pfaugh]

Wadda bea-utiful transformation, boss. goes to show youse gotta preciate the lil things in life

[hraeiou]

ay boss congrats on da metamoiphosis

[iocasteo]

some rando will uncover this in ten years time looking up the cofk tag here. hi this is my limbusling felix, also known as everyone and everything and nothing and he is here and there. please talk to me about this book plelasseepelaaeplease

if you wish to read about this guy:

LIMBUS - FELIX KRULL

DISCLAIMER: Swindler. Keep banknotes in a safe out of sight. Take everything he says with a grain of salt, we do not know which is the truth

[luckylimbusocs]

i meed everyone to know im deeply in love with this guy i havw read tcofk on the morning train rides i hope he dies

[dizzyghoast]

brain, heart: idiot bitches who never know what they want

stomach, genitals: idiot bitches who know exactly what they want and never shut up about it

lungs, kidneys, liver: pretty chill organs, all told. if these ones are complaining then i'm usually the one who fucked up

[koloocheh]

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[naruhate]

Very self indulgent portraits for everyone here. Can you tell who I'm very normal about...

[straycatj]

かなりむりやり

Almost forcibly

[straycatj]

またもむりやり

forcibly again

[straycatj]

とにかくむりやり

Anyway, forcibly