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Caesar has grown too ambitious and knives are flying in the senate! Select a trio of coordinates below and click (keep reading) to see how you contributed to his assassination!

E5 E2 C4

E4 B5 B3

A1 A2 B2

E1 C1 D2

A4 F5 C3

A5 B1 F3

F1 E2 C5

D1 F2 D5

D3 A3 C2

F4 B4 D4

Voting ended onMar 16

indecisiveavocado

i'm not good at killing Caesar guys

ipcm5

I got 'im with a Bleed and Double Fatality!

headspace-hotel

finnskeeper

What's your word?

I got "spot"

queer-as-city-folk

I got "perfect"

confettiwhiskers

SPECTRUM????

steamgeek01

Gravel, Alright, I can rock with this,

ipcm5

IGNORANT

I'm not qualified to hold this much power...

prideknights

What do you think? Do you like this idea?

Would buy, I’m aro/ace

Not aro/ace, but would definitely buy a Pride Knights patch with my flag

Would buy, not aro/ace (gift)

Cool, but I don’t buy patches

I don’t like it

Voting ended onFeb 10

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animentality

ipcm5

Not calling out @steamgeek01 but it was too funny not to share

theunfortunate-author

my daily affirmation as an author

ipcm5

@steamgeek01 Positive Affirmations, whoo!

trueblue2009

Ddlc x tadc

caine is monika

ipcm5

@riin1-c

alanaisalive

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

iguanamouth

oh shit

throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight

alanaisalive

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

docd666

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

ipcm5

Share it around so we get OP that tattoo, guys!

badjokesbyjeff

John goes to his buddy Steve and confesses to sleeping with the wife of his friend, Alan

"Steve, do me a favor and keep Alan busy at the bar for a few hours, will ya?" John asks. Steve doesn't like it, but being a friend he reluctantly agrees.

Steve takes Alan to the bar and starts asking him all sorts of questions to keep him occupied. Finally, Alan gets annoyed and asks Steve what's going on.

Feeling guilty, Steve confesses to Alan... "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you busy."

Alan smiles, puts his hand on Steve's shoulder, and says "You should probably hurry home now. My wife died a year ago."

queerthalia

they match....

queerthalia

nawksjdks 💀

theladyfae

have you met a single tumblr user who hasn't advocated for firefox???? what else am i meant to say my dude

shortgremlinman

using tumblr on firefox as i reblog this

t4tpolypd

Someone make fan art

dampfnudeldove

my phone crashed like 4 times trying to make a "quick" doodle that got out of hand.. ibispaint hates gay people smh my head

severalowls

Bless it not being 2012, when both Tumblr and Firefox would have been portrayed as skinny white men in suits.

ipcm5

As one of the Minor Few: I actually enjoy Opera and Tumblr, rather than Firefox. But I use Edge, because that pisses people off more

incandescent-creativity

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

incandescent-creativity

ipcm5

Also probably relatable for @steamgeek01

skeletomez

ipcm5

@steamgeek01 @justice-the-pandisaster @tides-miraculous

guiltxless-deactivated20260309

“You want to be an author? That’s awesome! I could never do that, I’m so bad with words”

Me searching for words similar to “slowly” for the fifth time and then going to google the definition of each word just to make sure it means slowly:

ipcm5

This is not a call-out.

But I'm still tagging poor @steamgeek01 on this

marinella-ela

leafstem

lets lay down with baby

lets lay down with mama

ipcm5

@pokemon-ash-aus Look, it's an Ash & Kiddos

dionysiaproductions

ipcm5

@steamgeek01

horreurscopes

i distinctly remember the first time i went to a holiday inn free breakfast bar while on a family trip to the border and i got so fucking upset and confused that the food looked like this 💀

the distressed mexican parents of a melting down undiagnosed autistic 8-ish year old: don't worry white american breakfast food isn't real and cant hurt you

white american breakfast food:

superanonymousthethird

What else would you fucking eat for breakfast???

horreurscopes

ospreyonthemoon

I know someone who said if they ever owned a restaurant they'd just do breakfasts. Just breakfasts from all over the world, because there's so many different breakfasts you could make and youd never run out.

Anyway. Reblog this post with a breakfast you like! I like oat porridge.

prismatic-bell

"White American breakfast food"

Bitch you think only white people eat pancakes? Bacon? EGGS?

Just say you wanted to dunk on Americans and go. You're not funny.

blackmantagirl

Not only that, America, in itself, is divided over what a 'traditional' American breakfast even is even among white people because it's Regional.

like this doesn't even touch upon what a sit-down have time to eat Saturday-Sunday Breakfast looks like to Southern black people. (or Southern whites actually.)

Most american breakfasts don't even look like that because who Has The Time?????

prismatic-bell

Yeah, the thing that caught my eye was "no grits." I know not all Black people can possibly like grits (Not A Monolith, etc.), but almost every time I talk big meals with a Black person, grits come up. They're a southern staple.

Meanwhile, I'm offended by the lack of fruit.

kereeachan

Where is my French Toast ?!?! or frankly donuts...

I will however drink that milk till the cows come home and will occasionally eat bacon when dining out if it is not too crispy. It is the only pork I can remotely tolerate. Still mad that I don't like eggs. I have tried so many kinds.

Admittedly most mornings I am either doing bagel, toaster waffle, or oatmeal. Once in a while Cheerios with bananas. And i eat a banana after getting in to work so i don't get hungry before my morning break.

prismatic-bell

Instead of French toast or waffles they put French fries, which is the stupidest thing I can imagine. French fries are breakfast if you're four years old and firmly believe all meals should be French fries.

strawberry-wizzard

Or if you have some leftover fries in the fridge and you're still tired and don't feel like actually trying that morning.

prismatic-bell

Well, yeah, but by that argument cold pizza should be on there too.

ipcm5

@prismatic-bell Hi, Australian here! And: NO. Home Fries (Grits), Biscuits & Cinnamon Swirl are *EXPLICITLY AMERICAN* Breakfast Foods. No-one else in the world eats those. Maybe 'White American' was the wrong wording by @horreurscopes but it wasn't *technically* incorrect