Grammar Police: To Serve and Correct

Canadian. RobStar/DickKory; Literati; Dasey; Bughead; Stucky; plus more. Writer on occasion, reader more so.

[irish-urn]

The CRJ Collection

Casey’s jaw dropped ever-so-slightly. “She is Canadian!”

Derek continued to look unimpressed. “So’s Nickelback. And Drake. And you don’t see me making your ears bleed.”

Now she rolled her eyes. “Oh, don’t be so dramatic.” And then, with a flick of her wrist, she turned the music up.

Derek had a moment where he contemplated driving the car into the ditch, but that might damage his face instead of killing him and, well, what would he do then? Without his looks, he might actually have to work for a living! He shuddered; that would actually be worse than listening to this garbage for the next…. Hour? Jesus CHRIST.

Or: Derek and Casey as inspired by Carly Rae Jepsen

READ FIC #1 HERE

[irish-urn]

READ FIC #2 HERE

[irish-urn]

The CRJ Collection

Casey’s jaw dropped ever-so-slightly. “She is Canadian!”

Derek continued to look unimpressed. “So’s Nickelback. And Drake. And you don’t see me making your ears bleed.”

Now she rolled her eyes. “Oh, don’t be so dramatic.” And then, with a flick of her wrist, she turned the music up.

Derek had a moment where he contemplated driving the car into the ditch, but that might damage his face instead of killing him and, well, what would he do then? Without his looks, he might actually have to work for a living! He shuddered; that would actually be worse than listening to this garbage for the next…. Hour? Jesus CHRIST.

Or: Derek and Casey as inspired by Carly Rae Jepsen

READ FIC #1 HERE

[irish-urn]

READ FIC #2 HERE

[lyralit]

intense writing things (exposing things that writers do)

discovering a major plot point of their WIP halfway through and just adding it in with any other changes, telling themselves they'll "go back and revise it later"

lots of staring at a blinking cursor hoping it'll magically write

abandoning their main WIP at a crucial part to write the mini WIP that floated into their thoughts

thinking more about what they're going to write than actually writing

complaining about their favourite character dying off in a novel while simultaneously creating a character whose death will be painful for the reader in their WIP

— (iykyk)

can only write during a certain (extremely inconvenient) time of day

"look I wrote another 10 words" to anyone who will listen

knowing the entirety of the plot but nothing at all when you open a new paper

knowing the exact definitions of the most obscure words but forgetting the simplest things

writing a sentence, being proud of it, finding it again while editing, being really proud, sending it to your friend, realizing it's from Percy Jackson or some other popular equivalent.

smiling in pain when your friend asks you about the wip you abandoned months ago ("I know I will finish it this time")

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[gamechangershow]

Sorry but it's not complete without...

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

Hello. Since I've seen people submit finished wheels, I thought I'd submit a wheel I came up with. In this case, it's a wheel to tell you something that you can't do for a week.

https://wheelofnames.com/kch-gkt

this is a really really cool idea! Thanks!!!

You can't do this for a week!

How bad is this for you?

Its great! I can live with this

I already don't do this

It'll be annoying but I'll be fine

VERY BAD.

results/other

Voting ended on3h

thanks inkarchivist for the submission!!

[irish-urn]

hi long time no talk rewatching the bully brothers and gaaaah its such a good Derek episode. derek not trusting authorities to help, Derek caring so much about Edwin and teaching him to defend himself. Pretending to not be worried in front of ed its just so good blorbo episode.

It is *peak* Venturi brothers. They are both amazing in it. Especially since, look, I don't think Derek knows how to fight. He's too scrawny. Derek plays pranks and ruins lives with wit and cleverness, not with his fists. That might ruin his looks!! So, yes. It's beautiful, I agree

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[free-my-mindd]

[kingbedlam]

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[joytri]

[jtownraindancer]

[jtownraindancer]

Had a minute at work to look it up, and I did find the title!

source

[followthebluebell]

#O Ancestors! I cry. What is your wisdom for times like these?#Start a garden and have a cuppa. says my great-grandmother who went through the depression#Lie your ass off to the government and have a cuppa. says my great-great grandfather who escaped the potato famine#Keep your humours in balance and have a cuppa. says my ancestor who survived the bubonic plague#Bring tribe together so many make strong and have cuppa. says my neanderthal ancestor#BITE THEM BITE THEM BITE THEM. Says my small arboreal ancestor. ALSO LITTLE TREAT.#Thank you for your wisdom ancestors. I say and turn on the kettle. - gallusrostromegalus

[gallusrostromegalus]

How serendipitous to discover that my tags have passed Peer Review just as I have sat down with a cuppa :)

[darklynoon-deactivated20170407]

Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

[irish-urn]

take your fears and let them go

Part Two of got my love jumpstarted

Summary: So Derek Venturi and Casey McDonald, two struggling millennials, have met through an art project of their mutual friend and maybe, possibly, had a connection and made out a little, and maybe Derek kind of, sorta, proposed marriage? It's difficult to say, especially when everything is so fresh and new, and infatuation is a thing, and maybe that's all it is... But maybe it's not; maybe it really is the Real Thing.

Or: the first week of the rest of their lives.

READ HERE

[irish-urn]

CHAPTER TWO IS UP HERE!

[irish-urn]

CHAPTER THREE IS NOW HERE!!

[irish-urn]

The CRJ Collection

Casey’s jaw dropped ever-so-slightly. “She is Canadian!”

Derek continued to look unimpressed. “So’s Nickelback. And Drake. And you don’t see me making your ears bleed.”

Now she rolled her eyes. “Oh, don’t be so dramatic.” And then, with a flick of her wrist, she turned the music up.

Derek had a moment where he contemplated driving the car into the ditch, but that might damage his face instead of killing him and, well, what would he do then? Without his looks, he might actually have to work for a living! He shuddered; that would actually be worse than listening to this garbage for the next…. Hour? Jesus CHRIST.

Or: Derek and Casey as inspired by Carly Rae Jepsen

READ FIC #1 HERE

[irish-urn]

take your fears and let them go

Part Two of got my love jumpstarted

Summary: So Derek Venturi and Casey McDonald, two struggling millennials, have met through an art project of their mutual friend and maybe, possibly, had a connection and made out a little, and maybe Derek kind of, sorta, proposed marriage? It's difficult to say, especially when everything is so fresh and new, and infatuation is a thing, and maybe that's all it is... But maybe it's not; maybe it really is the Real Thing.

Or: the first week of the rest of their lives.

READ HERE

[irish-urn]

CHAPTER TWO IS UP HERE!

[stealingpotatoes]

rereading your own fics/wips is a very slippery slope into finding out you actually have to finish your fics if you want them finished

[forcefieldactivated]

[rubysue1909]