not now stimming donald :/ @irisviel - Tumblr Blog

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

#uk and constantly drinking tea

lamignonette

themirokai

Contemplating crimes….

#soap with pippin’s tail

cherryralts

they should’ve never let me learn how to rom hack

#pokemon #fav

xbroken94x

#pokemon

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

person trying to get out of a timeloop but they keep getting brutally murdered by the other person stuck in the timeloop, who is having the most amazing vacation of their life and refuses to leave

#hell yea

orteil42

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

#always

were--ralph

man everyone is just going through it like. this fully sucks for everyone

were--ralph

not even like joking around like genuinely if you're also Going Through It right now i hope stuff gets better for you. like. everything sucks in a way that feels like it's completely out of my/our control and it feels like a hill too steep to climb

were--ralph

idk how good or bad things are for you right now but we're all going to endure this and who knows how much better or how much worse things will get but we're gonna do this together and make it out the other side

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#fav

lunerabo-deactivated20250206

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

comorbid-curiosities

sometimes I forget standing up isn’t painful and difficult for most people so I’ll be watching something like game changer and see the people standing behind their podiums the whole episode and think ‘wow don’t they need to sit down. how can they still think coherent thoughts’ and then I’m like oh. yeah. I have a disease

#the thought of being able to stand for even 10 seconds without pain is mind blowing to me ngl #not even in a bitter way just [mundane thing] isn’t painful or exhausting for you guys?? 😭

libraryspectre

My wife's favorite sleep noise app is the kind that lets you mix different noises, one of which is a snoring shih tzu, and she loves to create soundscapes that imply the dog is in imminent danger

libraryspectre

It'll be like

*music box playing*

*dog snoring*

*the sound of a crackling fire slowly fades in, getting louder and louder as the dog continues to snore*

libraryspectre

The other night I was taking a bath while her bluetooth speaker sat innocently nearby, when she decided to aid my relaxation by providing her favorite soundscape, Dog Engulfed In Housefire

libraryspectre

Okay since this is getting like a thousand notes an hour let me clear up some common misconceptions:

1) she is doing this on purpose, as she turns up the volume on the fire she yells things like "oh no he's still sleeping get him out of there!"

2) she is not falling asleep to this. Her preference for actual sleeping is just rain noises. She does this exclusively to torment me/make me laugh/amuse herself before bed

#op what’s the app I’m inspired

thedemonsurfer

Do you commonly call your pet by:

A nickname/short version of their name: Artemis -> Artie

A nicholasname/long version of their name: Mischief -> Master Chief

A cutesy version of their name: Lucy -> Uwucy ("oo-woo-see")

An affectionate word that isn't their name at all: Lil'bit, Sweet Baby, Bean

An insult (but with love): Dummy, Bastard Man, Mr. Butt

I only ever use their actual name

I don't have a pet 8(

Voting ended onOct 14, 2024

Use your own judgement on the line between a nickname and a cutesy version of their name

#all of these

madotsuki

Here is a snippet of my Saga-centric piece for The Oceanview Guestbook (@fbczine), a zine dedicated to Remedy's acclaimed games Alan Wake and Control. You can download it digitally September 23, 2024. Alan Wake 2 was easily one of the best games that have come out in recent memory and I had the pleasure to speculate what will be next for Saga after the whirlwind of the Final Draft. I am beyond excited to see the collaborative love of other Remedy fans!

Everyday I grew blinder Oh I thought I was so strong I didn't need nobody's help Oh but the strongest river Can't flow up hill - Karen Dalton, In My Own Time

#alan wake #control #BELOVED SISTER’S WRITING