💖Warm Daddy💖

I want people to look at me and go 'oh i have no idea what you are but you're definitely a homosexual

[negativefeedback-teen]

👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them

[theehorsepusssy]

[proteinmom]

Kill yourself

goodbye cruel beautiful lovely (flat) world

[proteinmom]

can somebody close the door i can't reach it

[orkazh-arts]

"Every time someone steps up and says who they are the world becomes a better, more interesting place." 🫶🏳️‍🌈

My tribute to Andre Braugher, thank you for Captain Raymond Holt ❤️✨

[danielkahndyke]

ever since i was a little girl i always wanted to be unemployed

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

*COUGH* hey man what the fuck was in that shit i don't feel too good *COUGH* holy fuck what strain is this it's making me feel all funny oh god hold on one more hit *PFFFFFF* nyehehehe

[milomumbles]

Opinions on cum

do people even say hello anymore

[homunculus-argument]

cooking recipies: if you wanna throw in some salsa, you can go ahead and do that. Replace the chicken with cauliflower, use ketchup to make a soup base, I don't give a shit. Feel free to do whatever you want.

baking recipies: take one insolent step from the righteous path and you have doomed yourself, your kitchen, and your entire bloodline.

[combowinter]

today somebody will post a pictures online

[dragongirlbunny]

ⓘ Tumblr Fact Check: False

Explanation:

tgey ran out of images :(

[combowinter]

this is so fucked I'm going to sad and crying

[catasters]

[unclefather]

joan of bark

[ublock-origin]

[dykals]

can’t believe shinji got beat out by a honest to god squid

[finder-plus]

Fastfood workers carry more weight in society than any giant robot.

[astraldemise]

constant drive to talk about my ocs but also the eternal issue of not being able to articulate my thoughts properly so just imagine that i am grabbing you like this. there are things in my mind but they are not escaping

[catasters]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

I love jaywalking with strangers. They can’t kill all of us!!!

[ocdnatural-deactivated20220809]

i dont have a five year plan i hope to just chill forever and then die

[sleepy-bebby]