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prohaloplayer-deactivated202601

kitten i'll be honest daddy's getting kinda sick of this whole discord roleplay thing. i just don't really think it's for me anymore. can you just call me Garrett

fieldexplores

Never Learned - Gator Days

twenty-fourth-order-simulacra

...the alt text?

virtualgirladvance

i love alt text that itself is a part of the art

doomtemparts

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

rubyvroom

@unhelpfultarot

mclennonyaoi

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

satan-offical

Teacher: guys this Tumblr post is 36281992 years old and only the long lost Tumblr princess can read it

Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*

satan-offical

I posted this yesterday and it already has 3k notes

rolodextra

rydengg

nobody is immune but some of you are… concerning susceptible… 😟

angerydome

This is a completely non partisan post btw.

solo-wing-alex

briannyssey

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

briannyssey

🥺🥺

crabussy

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

i-fuck-audis

MY FUCKING CAR

abstracted-psychopomp

the motorcycle on this season of the pitt is like chekhov’s gun except every hour chekhov is showing up with two or three more guns and now you’re starting to get worried. because obviously they’re going to go off but what kind of looney tunes ass bullshit requires that many guns. chekhov’s gun has become chekhov’s militia. and there’s still like 7 hours of your shift left.