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Janaina Medeiros
Misplaced Lens Cap
Cosmic Funnies
NASA
EXPECTATIONS
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@theartofmadeline
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
I'd rather be in outer space đž
almost home
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@ironhawkofmischief
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Do you like Barduil? Do you like Yuri on ice? Why not both? Thranduil is a trans ice skater who has retired. Bard is a single bisexual dad who meets him.Â
oh and can cis people stop announcing which of their friends are trans?
i have no fucking need to know who is or is not trans, all youve done is outed them and proved to me that i cant trust you. the first thing i find out about your friend shouldnt be that they trans. actually i should never find that out about your friend from you
sick and tired of cis people using my existence near them as a diversity token. stop telling me about your childhood friend whose trans. stop telling me their deadname. all that does is show me that youâll tell the next stranger my deadname and how im trans and it makes me feel physically sick
cis people can reblog this as long as you dont demand i fucking coddle you and forgive you for outing trans people to strangers
When you tell someone you are trans: Oh thats okay I have lots of gay friends!
NO BEING GAY AND BEING TRANS IS DIFFERENT!! Like seriously yes I am trans does that make me gay? No! I AM GAY BECAUSE I LIKE DICK! Well, in reality Iâm not gay Iâm queer but yeah try to explain that to a cis straight person and watch their head explode.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Do you like Barduil? Do you like Yuri on ice? Why not both? Thranduil is a trans ice skater who has retired. Bard is a single bisexual dad who meets him.Â
Expectations Vs. Reality / The Avengers - Age of UltronÂ
Awesome!
Condragulations to our Season 8 Queen, Bob The Drag Queen!!!! You truly are Americaâs Next Drag Superstar! May your reign be prosperous, glamorous, and absolutely fierce, henny!!!!!! #DragRace
RAAGGEE RAAGGEEEEE IÂ HATED B OBÂ THE DRAG QUEEN NO KIM CHI FTW!!! UGH
One time I went to see Wicked with my friend and he's green/brown color blind so for the first half of the show he looked slightly uncomfortable and at intermission I asked if he was ok and he was like "they all hate her cause she's black that's not right..." And everyone stared at him for awhile and then slowly he looks down at the program and goes "wait a minute is she.... Green?" And that's the story of how my friend thought we brought him to the most racist Broadway musical ever
oh my gOD
you're pretty for a fat girl
Iâm not pretty for a fat girl
Iâm
pretty
and
Iâm
fat
I am not pretty DESPITE being fat, I can be both at the same time. So get out of  my ask with that bullshit.Â
So Iâve never gotten a post with this many notes. If this is gonna be my legacy on tumblr, Iâll be so fucking happy.
SLAY BABY! You are beautiful and you deserve all the notes! đ
girl YES GET IT
Youâre gorgeous, period.
I don't even see the weight
friendly reminder that natalia alianovna romanova:
was alive during world war 2
was rumored to be related to the last ruling czar in russia
is actually around steveâs real age, if not older
âshe is bio-technologically and psycho-technologically enhanced; an...
deadpool knows whats up
Free Crochet Pattern: Adult-Sized Mermaid Lapghan to Keep You Warm on those Chilly Nights
http://www.diyncrafts.com/11807/fashion/free-crochet-pattern-adult-sized-mermaid-lapghan-to-keep-you-warm-on-those-chilly-nights
la-negra-barbuda I assume you know this is the goal for Winter 2015-16
omg
ummmm⊠I donât know any such thing.
this would take me approx 20 years but omg do I want it
I⊠No⊠I Shouldnât.
I need this.
this was tagged for me and i am so glad
@thebestcattherewilleverbe wanna make one for me?
So, I have been asked on how I made my Tauriel bow.
Its rather brief but I hope it helps~
Materials used:
1 inch pvc pipe
Epoxy putty
craft foam
hot glue
sand paper
spray paint paint (green and brown)
silver paint marker
Step 1: Shapping
- Shape your pipe to your desired...
poppyjenkinsjr give me the supplies I can make this in one setting (besides drying times)
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Yoo for real tho fuck you for introducing me to the dworin ship because I did not need another heartbreaking ship in my life but here we are
whatever you do dONT imagine dwalin gently picking up thorinâs dead body and carrying him back to ereborÂ
okay?
or dwalin crying yâknow
or whispering âyou will always be my kingâ and resting his forehead against thorinâs before they bury him
you dont want that
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING YOU KILLED ME! My ship is sailing to Valor!
âYou fool. No man can kill me.â
How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?
Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the âBe bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbethâ prophecy
Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkienâs writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole âtil Birnam Wood come to Dunsinaneâ thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.
so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic
This revelation just knocked me over.
LET ME TELL YOU A THING ABOUT JOHN RONALD REUEL TOLKIEN. BACK THE FUCK UP SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING YOUâRE FUCKING JON SNOW HERE. LET ME TELL U A THING
JONNY T WAS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FANBOY TO EVER WALK THE EARTH. LITERALLY THIS FUCKIN NERD WENT INTO WORLD WAR ONE AND WROTE NORSEFIC EDDA FANFIC IN THE TRENCHES AND SENT IT TO ALL HIS FRIENDS WHO WERE PRESUMABLY LIKE âJOHN WHAT THE FUCKâ
BUT IT DOESNâT END THERE
HIS WIFE? MADE HER AND HIMSELF INTO SELF-INSERT OCS IN SAID FIC. ALSO MADE HIMSELF A TOTAL TYR SELF INSERT CHARACTER. ALL VERY DRAMATIC. KEPT WRITING THIS FIC UNTIL IT WAS HUGE. AFTER HE DIED HIS SON PUBLISHED IT AND CALLED IT THE SILMARILLION. JRR YOU FUCKIN NERD
WAIT IâM NOT FUCKING DONE YET. TREEBEARD? BASED THE WAY HE TALKED OF HIS OLD FRIEND JACK WHO YOU ALL MIGHT KNOW AS CS LEWIS. THATâS RIGHT. THAT NARNIA MOTHERFUCKER. WROTE HIM INTO LORD OF THE RINGS AKA THE SEQUEL TO THE SEQUEL OF HIS ORIGINAL FANFIC MASTERPIECE. CS LEWIS FUCKING HATED LORD OF THE RINGS. TOLKIEN FUCKING HATED NARNIA. BASICALLY THEY STARTED THE OXFORD PROFESSOR LIVEJOURNAL CLUB AND THEY FLAMED EACH OTHERâS SHIT RELENTLESSLY YET REMAINED BFFS
SHELOB? FUCKING TARANTULA BIT J-TIDDY ON THE FOOT WHEN HE WAS LIKE 3. WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS.
HIS AUNTâS HOUSE? NAMED BAG END. YEAH YOU GUESSED IT WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS
THIS FUCKING DORKUS SUPREME MADE UP HIS OWN LANGUAGE. WAIT NO IM WRONG. HE MADE UP LIKE 80 LANGUAGES AND DIALECTS AND ALPHABETS AND SHITÂ
BEST PART OF ALL?? HIS OWN LAST NAME, TOLKIEN, WAS DERIVED FROM THE GERMAN âTOLKHUNâ MEANING âFOOLHARDYâ. DOES THAT RING A BELL TO ANYONE FAMILIAR TO LORD OF THE RINGS??? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT PEREGRIN âPIPPINâ TOOKâS LIKE FUCKING CATCHPHRASE WAS âFOOL OF A TOOKâ. TOLKIEN FICâD HIS OWN FAMILIAL LINGUISTIC HISTORY INTO HIS WORK WHAT A DWEEB
IN 2008 HE RANKED 6TH ON A LIST OF THE TOP 50 BRITISH WRITERS SINCE 1945. HE WAS A PROFESSOR OF LANGUAGES AND OTHER IMPORTANT STUFFY SHIT AT OXFORD
AND JRR TOLKIEN WAS THE BIGGEST DWEEB EVER TO LIVE
THE END
#somebody fuckin censored this post like a weirdo so i had to go back a bit to find an uncensored version????? #what a fuckin weirdo????????#worth it #lotr #jrrt
WHO THE FUCK CENSORED MY GLORIOUS FUCKING RANT ON TOLKIEN
DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THEREâS A VERSION FLOATING AROUND WITHOUT ALL MY SWEARS
UNBELIEVABLE
THIS IS THE WORK OF MORGOTH I TELL YOUÂ
this is probably one of the greatest things Iâve ever read
For over a year Iâve been in this fandom, and I never had an OTP song for Dworin until Richard Armitage himself gave me one: Warriors, by Imagine Dragons.
Farewell, Iâve gone to take my throne above, but donât weep for me 'Cause this will be the labor of my love
fuck you, sir.
god damnit RA
