No Consistencies

Qwill | 30 | He/Him AO3

[clownerotica]

bloodymary fandom, for your consideration: this scene from sharkboy and lavagirl

[angelfoodcakewith7minutefrosting]

The art of the crack ship lives on.

[misticarts]

"Simon is short king, statement"

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[iapislazuli]

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

[iapislazuli]

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

[its-emimi]

Happy Pride month! 🌈

[zoesupreme]

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[despazito]

Marx and Engels

[catchymemes]

[ruinedchildhood]

[aexphr]

i will not be explaining myself HAPPY IRON LUNG RELEASE DAY

[hanniballecterkinnie]

the angsty concept of simon finding logs of a man in the past trying to stop the planets and stars from disappearing… but failing….

[clownjuicebox]

"I asked chatgpt" okay well I asked Tumblr and- wait, one second- there's some new yaoi lore in the space fandom or something- oh my god is that Markiplier?

[merymeou]

It’s been so long since I got to see a thing and think: wow yeah this could only happen on tumblr. This is one such thing and I had to contribute. Let Simon have a weird fucked up religious sorta relationship with Grace! This man has issues!! He’s never been off a space station!! The Hail Mary is literally as close as he could imagine as heaven!!!!!!

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[cholvoq]

I feel like early in their friendship Rocky would be curious about Grace’s glasses (ft. Grace’s inability to wear them correctly)

[darkestbrook]

[doodle-bugsie]

Just added Simon to my island and what is the FIRST thing that this guy does????

Completely unprovoked by the way.

It is fate 🥲

I don't love my simon design... I might change it later.

[dotstronaut]

bloodymary was a funny concept at first but then i remembered that they are exactly my type