But does he know how to make a grilled cheese? @ironicthing - Tumblr Blog

Fuck this job man, I sentenced this guy called Theseus to life in prison for murder and then I get a call from the prison that he has systematically replaced every organ in his body including his brain and is now claiming he is not the same person who committed the crime. They are letting him go free, fuck this. Worst of all is he also then took all of the parts that he discarded and made a second Theseus who is also claiming he did not commit the crime and they are also being let free. Now there's two of them out there and you just KNOW they are murdering people and then having gay sex. I fucking quit man...

linguisticparadox

(via @luimnigh )

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[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #...are you shipping theseus? /End ID]

magicratfingers

4k reblogs and not a single one is “theyseus”

cilantrhoes

bathroomcube

how your 20s feel when you dont know what ur doing

kkarmin

only one can remain

scrumpster

My boyfriend edited this one picture of a seal with huge wet eyes so that it had a super tiny head and it was so funny that several days later it’s all I can think about when my brain isn’t preoccupied

sludgeware

boyfriend here. world needs to see the image

littlebirdkisses

sorry i can only ship that as friendship

funtergeist

every day im mad as hell that i dont have infinite time in the day and am not physically able to draw for 200 hours straight no breaks and dont know every hobby and cant just spend the rest of time drawing and getting into every creative hobby and learn everything and get infinite money from the government

willgrahamscock

what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

moldbreakfast

the image was making me really sad so i drew the little guy being taken care of

r4bbitmorgue

To be loved is to be changed

moonybamboony-deactivated202508

you guys gotta stop deactivating your blogs cause you're making it harder for me to go back in a reblog chain to remove the annoying additions

andrew-haaz

Ninjago hehe

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pukicho

my classroom had 2 pet fish and the really fat one ate the small one that biggie 😭

Not surprised. Trap me inside a room with a floating burrito and it's bound to get eaten.

pukicho

Wait a damn minute. My analogy makes no fucking sense.

pukicho

Cool new desktop page for easier readability !

thegreenaper

pukicho

How do i add this to my page

jswatson

add <img style="width: 100%; position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 0;" src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/71a729c07330539e046eca9cf3006205/cdedacdbc41c5bb0-a5/s400x600/523aa624bbd3f515b490040782344f94f7f4a4cd.gif"/> right after the <body> tag in your blog's html

do it now

pukicho

God fucking bless you