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seeing old ass mfs on tumblr is so joyous and funny. am i gonna be like 70 and still reblogging images like "BEHOLD THE WHIMSY ORB" with spongebob in a sphere spinning around and glittering like is that the life I signed up for because if that's the case that's gonna be fucking awesome see you guys then
explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly
i think it would do a lot of people good to remember that Mormons are white supremacists, no nuance, no debate, no arguing how they've gotten "more diverse", their whole belief system is fundamentally rooted in white supremacist ideals
You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.
How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.
fucking the text man for texts one of society's most influential works
“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.
“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.
Love continues to be found in bread and in citrus fruits and cheese and spinach
>settings
>onions
>my onions
>caramelize my onions
Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.
‘project hail mary is about the power of friendship’ ‘project hail mary is about hope’ ‘project hail mary is about accidentally becoming too important at work’ wrong wrong wrong you’re all wrong. project hail mary is about what it would take for a single man in his 30s to own a fully paid off beachfront property in today’s economy
“Remember, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels 😇”
That moment where Nikki tells Bear that she's writing a love story that isn't a romance, and he doesn't get it. Can't recognize the difference between the two things, and the way it dooms them all. ugh. UGH. NOBODY TOUCH ME
attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.
just saw someone call trans unity an "unobtainable fantasy," getting real sick of the doomerisms yall are hooked on these days
[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks
Sorry folks I unplugged the computer those circus people lived in. No more clown, no more chattering teeth. They're all dead now. Rabbit too.
We’ve all GOTTA pitch in to put on an Amazing Digital Funeral to save the rec center!!
