Oh Jegus I Don't Even Know

I've posted a lot of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure stuff, so please search that tag 'JJBA' to find it. Everything else on here is junk. Whoops

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes

[helpmemysisterisafreak]

The fucking worst is that as I get older i completly understand the interest to catch up an unreasonable long time because turns out adults just dont get enough time to hang with friends, so catch up next to the Aldi cheese aisle it is

[ninth-order-simulacra]

you can see the increasing age of tumblr users, these posts are like tree rings.

[anxietyproblem]

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[shittymoviedetails]

She would understand 😌

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

wtf i had a dream last night that i was obsessed with learning about man-made objects that had wound up in space one way or another and every article or infographic displayed the bounds of space, as in the outer edge of the universe and the only thing beyond that was king tut? like it would either just be his name or a graphic of the sarcophagus staring back at me from the black void

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

HOW CAN THIS POSSIBLY BE HOMESTUCK

[lackystur-deactivated20220909]

HOLD UP??????

[lackystur-deactivated20220909]

i am sooo glad i googled that. so Now we have to celebrate lains bday tomorrow.

[scenepussyhair-deactivated20221]

[lesbianshepard]

phrasing of this is taking me out

[voregeoisie]

[studentlifeproblems]

[hoofpeet]

Must suck ass to be like. a lawyer or something in the pokemon world. They haven't made any cool lawyer pokemon yet

[aberrantemotion]

Ho oh

[dkpsyhog]

I think we have different definitions of ‘lawyer’ but sure

[aberrantemotion]

Why wouldn't ho oh be a lawyer? They're a Phoenix, wright?

[dkpsyhog]

In the kindest way possible, fuck you

[mrpinchy]

it’s real lmao

[ironpipenurse]

Everyday Konami gives less of a shit about Silent Hill

[funnypicsdept]

[wizardshark]

this is without exaggeration the funniest story ive ever read in a youtube comment

[shakespork]

i know i wouldnt survive in an austen novel because someone would be britishly, discretely rude to me and i would be completely unable to restrain myself from calling them a cunt to their face

[shakespork]

my detested rival: why, madam, you look so drawn and pale today! does the small size of your estate not give you enough freedom to take in the sun?

me: listen you waxy, lemon-faced bitch,,

[my-insanity-is-an-artform]

Rich, eccentric, elderly widow Lady peering over at the conversation: That one. That one shall be my heir.

[seranavolkihars]

[writing-prompt-s]

Image prompt

[randomslasher]

“Gary, I realize it’s your first day, but we do have a dress code.”

[northern-borealis]

I literally can’t tell who is talking to who, and I don’t want to change that for a second.

[normal-horoscopes]

I don't believe that violence or assassination are politically necessary beyond the most extreme circumstances but I do think it would be extremely funny if, during a live tv interview, someone broke into the studio and cut off Elon Musk's head with a longsword.

[normal-horoscopes]

Can you imagine? Suddenly the interview goes quiet over the sound of a struggle offscreen. People crane their necks to see what the commotion is. Suddenly, a stranger in full plate armor with a beautifully hand-forged flamberge bursts onto the stage.

For the blade to catch his neck. It doesn't go all the way through but the force knocks him out of the white leather chair. People are shouting but it's all happening so fast that people are still in shock. The sword comes down again, straight down like a guillotine. The head gives. The knight vaults another couch and vanishes offstage, the authorities never find any trace. Cut to a commerical for cryptocurrency.

[karthedense]

I SURE FUCKING MISREAD THIS LINE

[vgadvisor]