The roof isn't my son but I sure will raise it

Hey

[hom0genic]

[algo-hermoso]

Why is the baby’s legs so god damn long???

[volatilequeen]

Because he should be fucking walking

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

Baby got 8 year old legs.

[minusthelove]

Lmaooooooooooo there’s a lot going on

[fakepopstar-deactivated20141211]

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

The longer I look at this the harder I laugh.

[elegantmoonchild]

Omg. OMG. Still one of my favorite things the internet has provided me.

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[succulentbud]

[succulentbud]

everyone in the notes saying they want to fuck him I diagnose you with bad taste. thirst for literally any other man I beg of you

[octofag]

@egingjrofficial see i’m right

[nchntd]

honey this a snack

[succulentbud]

lex those are bones

[nchntd]

THATS COS I ATE ALL THE MEAT 😩😩😩

[centiparty]

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

ummmmmmmmm

[bogfox]

yikes

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

These are called Dolphin Attacks, here’s a research paper on them: https://arxiv.org/pdf/1708.09537.pdf if you want the specifics.

[marisatomay]

I’m losing my fucking mind we’re being grifted by the dumbest group of criminals

[jacknoirremade]

“naruto phase” my ass, once you watch rock lee drop his weights you’re in for life

[thebootydiaries]

I bring you home for the first time. You see this

[the-last-pizzabender]

I jump out of the window. Is it the ground floor? Is it the penthouse on a skyscraper? I don’t care, I already jumped.

[thebootydiaries]

I run to the window and look down at your lifeless corpse. A tear rolls down my cheek as I whisper, “what would we be doing if I were down there with you right now aha”

[freudiandip]

@thebootydiaries are you okay

[thebootydiaries]

Nope!

[unnaturalbabe-deactivated-deact]

tumblr i am BEGGING you to let me reblog ads, this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[beancrossing]

Looks like Gulliver is here

[bongism]

i… fucking… love…. wamen

[taxfrauddotcom]

[taxfrauddotcom]

oh wait this was about girls, huh?

[petepepsi]

[ghiraheeheeheem]

Please give us more this is the best SpongeBob episode in existence so far

[girlsday-deactivated20220810]

@92s

[porterr-robinson]

[thebootydiaries]

[garbage-empress]

cowboy advice

be rootin

be tootin

and by god be shootin

but most of all

be kind

[lamborb]

i… made a cross stitch inspired by this post….

it was a christmas present for a friend. he loved it. thanks op

[5bi5]

I want emo versions of idioms

Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”

[scanalan]

You can lead a horse to Evanescence but you can’t bring him to life

[wofmutual-deactivated20181120]

wheel of fortune

puzzle: H E _ _ O

category: greeting

contestant: spins

wheel: $5000

contestant: L!

pat: no L

[missouri-misery]

This is a horror novel