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[nuganom]

Chaotic good: the girl reading this

Chaotic neutral: elf practice

Chaotic evil: zootopia pro-life comic

[veritiddies]

You Don’t Know What I Am …

[userboxer]

[drakengard]

that moment when you read homestuck smut and they mispell bulge

as bugle

[themagicofcj]

So I went to the museum today…. I now understand how niyuuvampire feels now …. I’m too homestuck this. This is a 5 story tentabulge tower, and then under the tower is a room filled with them. They were on the walls, you could pick them up. It was miraculous day.

[furrypost-generator]

Barely acceptable:

:3

Crossing the line:

:3c

[bethne]

What about >:3c ?

[furrypost-generator]

Detained

[getyourdayslaugh]

A Rocket Launch

[zaszot-deactivated20180626]

Hi, yeah, just a quick question over here… Can ya fuckin not?!

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

[queen-of-the-kingdom]

I found out something amazing that the Latin nerds have been keeping from us

[chocolatecastleinthesky]

I would like to make it clear that Latin nerds hide this out of concern for others. 

[quousque]

who got out the archaic smile PUT IT BACK

[kulekrizpy]

[flatw00ds]

lotsa excellent OFF content on my feeds today and it’s making me miss my old baseball duck husband

[bapouro]

she can enter my home through song

[musicforadarkenedtheatre-deacti]

who

[bapouro]

mari lwyd the welsh christmas horse skull!!

[i-am-a-fish]

Imagine reading a post, but over the course of it the quality seems to deteriorate and it gets wose an wose, where the swenetence stwucture and gwammer rewerts to a pwoint of uttew non swence, an u jus dont wanna wead it anymwore (o´ω｀o) awd twa wol owdewl iws jus awfwul (´･ω･`);. bwt tw powost iwswnwt obwer nyet, it gwos own an own an own an own. uwu wanyaa stwop weadwing bwut uwu cwant stop wewding, uwu stwartd thwis awnd ur gwoing two fwinibsh it nowo mwattew wat! uwu hab mwoxie kwiddowo, bwut uwu wibl gwib ub sowon. i cwan wite wike dis fwor owors, swo dwont cwalengbe mii..

… wbats dis??? uwu awe stwill weedinb mwie powost?? uwu habe awot ob detewemwinyanyatiom!! ｡◕‿◕｡! u habve comopweedid tha pwost, good job! 

[awww-scrap]

Tumblr tells me lies

[miroweart]

On tone policing.

[pepperandbacon]

Remains relevant

[connemor]

homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

[softhakyeons-deactivated2017011]

mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’

[drkotobuki]

“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”

[visualvexation]

“shit. let’s be santa”

[eatratshit]

“i’m 13 u egg”

[yd12k]

That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.

[curlicuecal]

Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.  It was because shut up.  Shut up is why.

[questbedhead]

I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting

[earl-greys]

[seesawyeeter]

“How old are you?” “6” “Goddamn”

[thealiienbae-blog]

Kick it barak

[erikavvvv]

TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM

[triclops-blog1]

My personal favorite:

[cowards-sorcery]

time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage

[notsoheadless]

KARKAT: THAT SOUNDS SUPER! DOESN’T THAT SOUND SUPER KANAYA? KANAYA: No KARKAT: I THINK I SPEAK FOR KANAYA WHEN I SAY IT SOUNDS Really Fucking Super.

[acidsbeats]

“You have a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty” is my favorite tbh

[noodlenumber]

[heylookaufo]

@pacifriske

[direhuman]

[cianm1301]

[chefpyro]

[caecilius-est-pater]

“Your eyes are an ocean. Your breasts are also an ocean.”

[cinnominbubble]

TG: jc your are the tightassiest tightass who ever tightened up an ass

[sneakyspades]

“You don’t know why you are wasting time on this website. It is for little children who poop hard in their baby ass diapers.”

[imploder]

[reverie72]

uu: MY ASSISTANCE WILL BE. AN UNCONDITIONAL ACT OF BENEVIOLENCE. GT: Dont you mean benevolence? uu: NO.

[behindthefourthwall]

What if Bucky hadn’t been captured?

[alexisthenedd]

Steve why are you big

[hkafterdark]

#CAN YOU IMAGINE#I’M LAUGHING#STEVE GET YOUR PUNK ASS BACK HERE#suddenly the crowd likes steve a hell of a lot more#“oh this is STEVE” they say#“buchanan’s steve?”#“yeah that steve”#“thought he was littler”#“SO DID I” bucky says “SO DID FUCKING I” (via pageleaf)

[lysiasis]

THIS JUST FUCKIN PUNCHED ME RIGHT IN THE GIGGLE BOX

[littlemixens]

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

[nothingnowherenoonearchive]

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

[follow-puppy-luv96-deactivated2]

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

[definitelyshitty]

WHAT

[tyronesuplac]

Sensational.

[definitelyshitty]

Remarkable.

[geraltcirilla]

it’s a real word

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

[prevsofialamb-blog]

the sudden decrease in animation quality between the first hunchback and the sequel is both hilarious and sad 

[xavantina]

The Return of Jafar charliekelly69:

i had to reblog this because im actually pissig mysefl

Let’s take a second to compare Aladdin to The Return of Jafar:

Ouch

[once-delight]

Esmorolda and Corpet

[moe-moe-watches]

kelverse

[nicolas-px]

[myspacelegend]

[lasimms]

[inked-up-devil-doc-blog]

I’ve been hysterically wheezy laughing at the last gif for about two minutes solid

[karmadash-is-shippingtrash]

I get so angry, then u get to the last gif and I’m crying of laughter

[veryoldnobodylookatthis]

SDHKKDHKSDFH

[ironyfilleddonut]

i was looking through my text post tag and saw a reply eden posted to me talking about the word "nibling" saying i was drunk

jokes on her, it turns out i get SUPER GAY when im drunk