nah

no i will not wipe that smirk off my face

[cutekittensarefun]

[irr-itate]

Pray for humanity. 🌍 💔 Our hearts are as broken as this world.

[tralillian]

[aicosu]

AHHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH MY GOD

[fuks]

[everybodylovejessica]

[coo-chan-deactivated20160625]

[bang]

dumbass bird

[discofroggy]

[faajinas]

That dog looks pissed

[irr-itate]

🍂🌞 #neature (at Prince's Island Park)

[irr-itate]

First tattoo! 🇳🇴⚓️⛵️ #godtvakt #goodwatch #sailing #tattoo #sorlandet #classafloat

[eyecloud-deactivated20180112]

[timefold]

I almost choked on my toothpaste

[isseymiyucky-deactivated2021070]

SENSATIONAL

[illegalaustralien]

same

[shirtlessbrendon]

[tiepoloblues]

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

[r2--d2]

[catladyofficial]

the best headline i’ve ever read.

[witch---image-deactivated201902]

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

[r-u-seri0us]

This is amazing

[soft-butch-cassidy]

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

[jealously-deactivated20170927]

[binchbaby]