Dad

Chill looking person who is not so chill

[asteracaea]

[xlec]

imagine using this shampoo in the shower and staring at shrek’s hazel eyes as he watches you in the nude

[i-just-roll-with-it-blog]

So turns out my prom dress just so happens to match my morph suit..

[exceptionals]

me: well at least my self esteem cant get any lower

self esteem:

[petewentzdickpick]

*aggressive ukulele* YEAH YEAH YEAH *even MORE AGGRESSIVE UKULELE*

[love-personal]

[harrygotmestressed]

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

“i’d love to go travelling”

bank balance:

[jkrwkernkwerk-wlml-rmw-deactiva]

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

[shittyidea]

Put up “wet paint” signs outside every time it rains

[meanplastic]

[rustysmustache]

Employer: now your paperwork seems to be in order, but I think we need to address this thing you have written here at the bottom...it says you have 4 Internet girlfriends? this just cannot be true

Very cool man (me): *takes off sunglasses* that's a typo. it should say 5

Employer: WHAT?! HOW?? sir how does C.E.O. sound?

[seriousjones]

[goldnpoc]

I can’t believe people actually use the term pop for soda like what is this footloose?

[spelldealer]

friendly reminder that it's ok to like

•piña coladas •getting caught in the rain •the feel of the ocean •the taste of champagne •making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape

[goodpositivitylgbt]

shout out to asexual men

society’s regular telling men to prove their masculinity through sexual behavior is not a good standard. no one is required to live up to it. you, certainly, are not

ace men are valid

[thebestoftumbling]

[star-anise]

DOGGIE SO PROUD