cut me a slice of that groovy lemon pie

onion farming is my passion

[64mpg]

hi yes me and my 15 loose children would like to stand aimlessly in the middle of the aisle at your local grocery store please

[toastyglow]

headstrong and foolhardy medieval king: never shall I bend the knee!!!

physical therapist: okay well if you keep lifting with your back you are just going to get hurt again your majesty

[iamoutofideas]

guy who listens to tool: hey man you ever listened to tool?

guy who lives near a construction site:

[that-house]

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

[that-house]

We never have to go back

[baradragon]

who up yerking that thing asunder

[segamascott]

[mortalityplays]

quantum mechanics in d&d are greasy guys with wrenches from the astral plane that may or may not fix your anomaly

[mortalityplays]

*kicks the time loop* well there's yer problem *kicks the time loop* well there's yer problem *kicks the time loop* well there's yer problem *kicks the time loop* well there's yer problem *kicks the time lo—

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

[fallingtowers]

smoked the weed that gives you gothic madness and now i'm on the fucking moors again wearing nothing but a flimsy shift 😑

[ddeck]

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

[itscozytime]

playing tomodachi life living the dream

[escuerzoresucitado]

[brionysea]

we need to keep this circulating so it can find the people who are about to stay up for 3 to 4 hours

[redstonedust]

tomodachi life giving you so many oppertunities for custom images and text with no filters means the obvious answer is of course to fill it with sex and penis. which is why i appreciate that every tomodachi life post ive seen is actually pretty lacking in sex and penis. instead we've been giving our miis enough cigarettes to kill a small village.

[velartis]

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

[puppygirllaika]

"what radicalized you" well in kindergarten they told me to share things and be nice to people.

[flutterbvnny]

daddy has regretfully informed kitten that we need a dual income household to survive

[ooppo]

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

[ooppo]

Not fucking really

[ryanphantom]

[ryanphantom]

I think people are reblogging this because of jerma or the ifunny logo, not because there was another failed thing on that on guy's life last night