And our laundry will swing on the line

"I hope this is only the end of the show and we all get leading roles. The doors we close behind, they're never locked and always draughty. Hands, hearts, and brains, are irreparably changed. And many miles down the road, on a night that's dark and stormy we'll be sold to the sky in a violent flash of light. And our laundry will swing on the line" __________________________________

[meiamandrew]

The new republican healthcare bill

[buffylives]

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[theprincessleia-deactivated2021]

incorrect star wars quotes

[bob-belcher]

[bedcorpse]

reasons to love harrison ford

1. hates donald trump 2. got his ear pierced at claires because why not 3. legit asks people to beat him up in action scenes EVEN NOW AS AN OLD MAN 4. is arguably one of the most iconic star wars characters yet couldnt give less of a crap abt star wars 5. the universe tried to kill him (or at least permanently incapacitate him) twice in 2015 and it only mildly inconvenienced him 6. flies helicopters in search and rescue missions 7. was in his 40s for the majority of the indiana jones series which is insane when you think about all the stunts involved 8. quote “the director yells cut and harrison cracks open a beer and then builds a fucking shed” 9. arguably sexy 10. points angrily and its super effective

[fiyhi]

11. is just a really sweet person 12. no really my dad worked with him on firewall as the tech advisor and he was just a really swell guy 13. got my mom’s birth date from my dad and sent her flowers 14. he sent my mom flowers for her birthday 15. he didn’t even know her he just wanted to be sweet

[bedcorpse]

this was a beautiful and necessary edition to this post thank you oh my god

[thecarrisonfiles]

Awwwww

[where-are-your-source-citations]

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

[madlori]

When he was asked to be in Jimmy Kimmel’s “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck” video, in which he pulled up alongside them in a car and gave Jimmy a little wink and an air-kiss, when he showed up at the set he looked kind of put out. Kimmel was afraid he wasn’t down with what they were asking. But he just said, “I don’t know, this wardrobe…don’t you have anything mesh that I could wear?”

[losethehours]

When he was filming “Witness” he rented a small farm from a friend of mine. At the end of the filming my friend went and checked out the property as usual. He noticed the barn door had been leveled so it no longer would swing open on it’s own. Went into the house and saw the closets had been redone, in the kitchen the cabinets had been replaced and all the drawers now opened really well. Turns out that there were thousands of dollars of work and materials put into fixing up everything at the place.

My friend called Ford and asked him how much he was asking for the work. Ford told him doing that kind of thing helped him relax and stay sane when he was filming. Would not take a dime. Plus he paid for a new water heater and got the sewage system cleaned out.

And he paid rent to live there the entire time.

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

Local Carpenter Stumbles Into Stardom, Worries This May Interfere With His Carpentry

[grenade-maid]

My step sister was driving through Wyoming once, near Ford’s ranch. She stops for gas, and as she’s filling up, this huge motorcycle roars in behind her, scared the pants off her. The rider, dressed in all black steps off, and she yells at him “who do you think you are blasting in here like that, you Darth Vader looking motherfucker?”. He takes off the helmet, and it’s Harrison Ford, and without missing a beat he says

“Hey! I’m not Darth Vader, I’m Luke Skywalker”

[estebanwaseaten]

From the co-production designer on The Force Awakens, Darren Gilford:

“The Millennium Falcon was the first thing we were actually building. I had been in London and I came home back to L.A. for Christmas. So I go to Sports Chalet to do some last-minute shopping; I get there early, run to the back of the store, get what I need. I’m coming back through the store, and I just happen to pass this person holding up a pair of ski pants, and it’s Harrison Ford. I look at him, he looks at me and puts his head right down. I can tell he doesn’t want to be bothered; I’m sure from the look on my face he knew I knew who he was. 

So I walk past him, and after about 10 feet I think, ‘If there’s ever a time to say hello to Harrison Ford, I’m building the Millennium Falcon!’ So I turn around very hesitantly and go, ‘Harrison, I’m sorry to bother you. I’m co-production designer on the new Star Wars, I’m just back from London, and I’ve been building the Falcon.’ A big smile came across his face, he put his hand out, and we had such a great conversation — he couldn’t have been sweeter. 

As I’m walking away, he goes, ‘Darren!’ and calls me back. He goes, ‘The toggle switches.’ I go, ‘Toggle switches.’ He goes, ‘The toggle switches on the Falcon. When they built it the first time, they bought cheap toggle switches without any springs in them. Every time I threw a toggle switch, it fell back; it wouldn’t hold. It drove me crazy. Please, make sure the toggle switches are fixed this time.’ I go, ‘No problem! I’ll take care of it!’ 

So months go by, I’m back in London, we’re getting close [to principal photography], and I get a phone call saying J.J.’s headed down to check out the cockpit, and Harrison’s with him. I run down there and I see J.J. in the passenger seat and Harrison in the pilot seat. They’re just giddy; they’re having so much fun. And then I see Harrison look up, and he just starts throwing all the toggle switches: boom, boom, boom, boom. [Laughs.] And I remember thinking, ‘Phew, minor victory. Take solace in that and move on. Next task.’ That’s my favorite story.”

HARRISON FORD SMILES WHEN MEETING CREW MEMBERS AND IS A NERD FOR FUNCTIONING PRODUCTION DESIGN

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

Don’t forget about his Halloween costumes

[trans-goblins]

Harrison ford is a chaotic-good-aligned cryptid, confirmed

[otarsus]

Equal opportunity benefits can be far-reaching

https://twitter.com/sarahmei/status/818682610712866817

[bbcwhereareyou]

I’m not crying, you’re crying. 

Ok, I’m crying. 

[new-boot-goofin-deactivated2018]

Hey this woman is one of my coworkers! She’s pretty awesome.

[the-memedaddy]

[theonion]

WASHINGTON—Alarmed at the prospect of unconstitutional overreach by the Trump administration, millions of fearful Americans have already begun stockpiling facts before the federal government comes to take them away, sources confirmed Friday. “I know my rights as an American, so you’d better believe I’m getting my hands on as many facts as possible and keeping them somewhere safe where this First Amendment–hating president of ours can’t snatch them all up,” said Pittsburgh resident David Edelman, 38, adding that he was worried that President Trump planned to not only suspend production of facts, but also seize existing ones, leaving Americans and their families completely defenseless. “The minute I saw Trump, I knew he was someone who didn’t grow up around facts or the kind of folks who use facts. Well, the founding fathers cherished my right to possess facts, and they’d be rolling in their graves if they knew the Feds were going to bust in and try to steal our facts in the middle of the night.” A spokesperson for the Trump administration dismissed such fears, saying that the president merely wanted to keep facts away from certain dangerous people.

[gracekelli-archive]

What is a legacy?

[sincerestpumpkins]

Spoken references to VFD

[discountbadjokes]

[jeanqrey]

[jeanqrey]

[pisswizzard]

Woke up to find this upstairs while boyfriend is on his walk.

[amidalis]

Can’t believe that the devil put all his energy into 2016.

[dr-quinn-medicine-woman]

It’s like he had an assignment due jan 1, 2017 And forgot until now

[coldsaturn]

the more you know: many christians in italy actually believe this.  I noticed it on facebook where on news posts would occasionally pop up someone saying “just a little bit more, we just have to bear it for a little more” and I was like ??? but then I did some research and found out that 2016 is believed to be the last year of satan’s 100 years of free reign on the earth (the thing was caused by one of the bets that god and satan tends to do occasionally, and that pope Leo XIII saw in a vision in 1884). one of the sources spreading the theory is HERE, but of course it’s all in italian. some points are:  - During a vision in 1820, it was revealed to Blessed Anna Katharina Emmerick that Satan would have been freed from the chains about eighty years before the year 2000. This period of freedom for the fallen angel would last a century. -  This is confirmed by a message from Madonna of Medjugorje given to the seers in April 24, 1982  -  Further confirmation comes from a vision seen by Pope Leo XIII described as follows: On the morning of October 13, 1884–

I can translate the rest, if someone is curious to know the details. but yeah xD *nods and leaves* 

[anidragon]

My mom is like, high-key into Catholic visionaries and such, so I can confirm this is a real theory.

[copperbadge]

Makes sense. WWI let him loose and it took him a while to gather steam but then he had a really big debut in the thirties. And if the math is precise then it’ll end in 2020, the same year that we have a new presidential election and, coincidentally, my student loan payments end. 

Here’s why I’m not so thrilled about the idea: how exactly is he getting re-imprisoned and what kinda shit is it gonna take for that to happen? Because one of the most brutal and traumatic wars in the history of mankind seems to be what set him loose.

I mean, I’m happy to dust off my Latin and dig out a bell, book, and candle, but I imagine it’ll take a bit more violence than that.

Has anyone ever banished Satan to hell, historically? I suppose we could make a study of paintings of St. George and the Dragon, or go on a Grail quest, but if that’s what’s happening I’m going to need a Kickstarter.

[peoriarhetoriapeoria]

Pretty sure it involves a bet and a gold fiddle.

Better get 20 banjos ready.

[copperbadge]

I have a ukulele and the will to fuck some shit up. Let’s do this.

[masha-russia]

The hall looked spectacular. Festoons of holly and mistletoe hung all around the walls, and no less than twelve towering Christmas trees stood around the room, some sparkling with tiny icicles, some glittering with hundreds of candles.

[wenchyfloozymoo]