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@isaacxmacaulay-blog
“I’ve been done with this project for days, but something’s off. The numbers are right – I triple checked. Do you think it’s the body font? Should I have made it a point larger?”
“It’s fine, now shut up about it. You don’t need to ask everyone 500 questions.”
“Oh, sorry! I must’ve grabbed yours by accident.”
“Yeah, sure. I don’t even think we’re the same major.”
“I could say the same thing – but were going to have to get used to it, aren’t we? Being head girl and head guy doesn’t mean we get to be away from each other all the time, now shush – your mouth-breathing self is distracting me from my painting.”
"I guess we don’t really have a choice. And I could, but you see, I have to work on my painting too and I’m just far too lazy to actually move.”
Yeah, I’ll be sure to. Sorry for wasting your time.
Good.
“I wouldn’t necessarily consider them blood curdling. More of a normal scream. Come on you could use a bit more excitement.”
“It’s tempting, but I think I can deal without all the boys flocking to me.”
“That feeling when you thought you knew your way around here, so you threw your map away, but still got lost. You wouldn’t happen to have one, i suppose?”
“There are these beautiful things called signs and guess what? They’re posted everywhere.”
“…Well, okay. Didn’t think Americans would be as bitter and uninviting as everyone says they are.”
“Amazing, are you also surprised that we’re not all obese? What about how we all own bald eagles and chant the national anthem at the same time every day so you can hear it throughout the entire country?”
“Are you so hetero that you refuse to see it?”
“No, it’s just that everything after High School Musical with Zac Efron is trash. Nothing compares to that movie.”
“I don’t see why. being optimistic makes people happy. I would think more people would get annoyed with constant negativity.”
“Fair enough, but is there need to be a little yapping dog all the time?”
“Hey now, I have plenty of best friends. I’ve got you and Carolina but you’re definitely right about the ‘impossible to replace’ part.”
“Wow, two best friends. Amazing. You probably chased everyone else away with your minion obsession. They’re literally little yellow butt plugs. Why do people love them.”
“You’d be surprised what the whiny ones will do to whine. Or, maybe you wouldn’t. But, hey, if it isn’t you, and it definitely isn’t me, must be one of your imaginary friends, yeah?”
“Wow, how’d you know that all I have are imaginary friends?”
Oh, right, sorry. I didn’t see them.
Next time, look around before you ask a stupid question.
Isaac Macaulay + Social Media ft. Makenna Davenport
“Already is, always will be.”
“Let’s hope that it’s not your only friend.”
“Then move.”
“I could, but I’d rather not since I have things I’m supposed to be working on.”
“Pretty sure that mouth breathing is all you, pal.”
“You see, it could be. But if it was, I highly doubt that I’d be the one complaining.”
“God, you’re a dick. Why does that poor kid continue to put up with your crap?”
“I don’t think he really has a choice at this point.”
