Olivia is Alive you guys are just mean

Im Marlin I stan Klaus

[isadoraquackmire]

Asoue/ criminal minds crossover and then prentiss adopts them and Olaf dies

[bunniasouearchive]

[impatientgodot]

I cracked the code, guys.

[suddenlyfantrolls]

[transvioletbaudelaire]

Happy 1st birthday to netflix’s “the hostile hospital” (2018) parts 1 and 2

[transvioletbaudelaire]

[actually-goebbels-deactivated20]

It’s okay to be white.

It’s okay to be black.

It’s okay to be asian.

It’s okay to be hispanic.

It’s okay to be female.

It’s okay to be male.

It’s okay to be trans.

It’s okay to be nonbinary.

It’s okay to be straight.

It’s okay to be gay.

It’s okay to be bi.

It’s okay to be YOU.

But it is NEVER okay to be Count Olaf in disguise.

[lesbianscieszka]

Hi my name is Violet Baudelaire and I have long brown hair with purple streaks (that’s how I got my name) and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Supergirl (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Nikola Tesla but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking inventor. I’m an inventor but my hair gets in my eyes. I have pale white skin. I’m also an eldest sister, and I go to a school called Prufrock Preparatory School near the city where I’m in the first year (I’m fourteen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly purple. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a purple corset with matching lace around it and a purple leather miniskirt, black fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Prufrock Prep. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[chaoticgouda]

I know absolutely nothing about the umbrella academy so whenever I see a post about Klaus doing something badass I’m like “Oh man that Baudelaire kid went Off The Fucking Shits”

[urfavelistenstomcr]

Isadora Quagmire from A Series of Unfortunate Events listens to MCR

requested by anonymous

[truuustme-imawriter]

Daniel Handler everyone

[byvelvet]

Crossover A series of unfortunate events x Until Dawn. “Till the End”

A tiny butterfly flapping its wings today may lead to a devastating hurricane weeks from now.

The butterfly effect.

[urparty]

i just went off ab this on my asoue blog but like count olaf hits kids & is literally a borderline pedophile but just cuz netflix had him sing a couple songs yall suddenly out here like uwu baby boy he just had a tough childhood!!!!! like ? Fuck off man

[urparty]

Listen 2 me ok should the baudelaire parents have killed olafs parents? no probably not ! does that mean its ok for olaf 2 hit klaus across the face or try to marry violet or rub a knife against her knee under the table or make sunny sleep in a casserole dish in the snow or tell violet he’d kill her siblings but keep her alive because shes the prettiest & whatever other shit he tried to do like drug them or kill them or manipulate them emotionally like maybe im too protective of the baudelaires but all of that happened to them because of him & yet the baudelaires are out there raising HIS child with all the love in the world, i never want 2 hear “olaf is just jaded and bitter cuz his mom and dad bit it” ever fucking again

[closet-keys]

when Count Olaf addressed the room of witnesses in court– made up of every adult who failed the Baudelaire orphans– and told them that their continued negligence of children in their care, their unwillingness to listen to or believe the children crying out for help, and their direct enabling of Olaf’s stalking and abuse, made them just as worthy of condemnation as Olaf himself 

[id: The Onion headline reading “Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point”]

[veryfalsedictations]

[henclair]

[professorvonspooky]

[lesbianscieszka]

why did they keep all the hench people just to have them peace out all at once

[asouekids]

The last edition of the Daily Punctilio contains easter eggs from all episodes and informs us that Eleanora Poe is in prison (but the last part is probably false because, you know, the Daily Punctilio)

NICE