basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg
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basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg
got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?
Somebody said something about violence being forbidden in church prime and Tommy using to hide from dream. HC by marblebagcollective!!!
dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go
Iāve had enough
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posting a fic feels like this 90% of the time
idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each otherās clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and itās lowkey killing the mood a little
Alternatively: it's not killing the mood at all but it's totally making both of them giggle like they're twelve and possibly get lowkey competitive in a subconscious way about who has the most to drop.
The more that I think of it the more I'm seeing the incredible intimacy of letting someone know where you keep your backup knife.
Like my god, the trust involved in letting someone undress you and learn your secrets instead of popping into the bathroom to change where they can't see and hiding all your weapons under the sink
...Oh
second alternative: you go to hide all your weapons under the sink but thereās already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink.
awkward
Itās not that thereās already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink that makes it awkward so much as that thereās so many weapons hidden underneath the sink that they fall out of the cabinet with the unmistakable sound of a knife-alanche, and then the other person comes in like āI can explain!ā and youāre just dead-ass standing there with your own armload of weapons like āI can also explain.ā
Married version is shoving your hand in your partnerās clothes when youāre out of weapons because you KNOW where their spare is.Ā Or wearing a weapon in a spot you canāt draw from yourself because its now spare storage for your spouseās weapons.
Every single one of you is a genius
iām trying to find a way to verbalize this but like c!dreamās worst fear is being alone, right? so in a way, the introduction of c!quackityās torture mustāve given him a sick sense of relief. like āiām still here, people still see me, i still have an effect on the world.ā i imagine that after each session heād dread c!quackityās return but also fear whether anyone would ever come back to see him again.
i dont "go on walks," i dont "use character sheets" and i dont "plot before writing," i raw dog it, and if it doesnt flow, I FUCKING CRY.
"Everything is perfect when it's just me and him!"
c!dream and c!quackity.
"why so blockious" - joker cdream proverb