I'll do something good, I swear

18yo^ she/her^ I don't care 🙃

[depresed-duck]

evening drive

oh yes and some little doodles of them... sunset totally drives a motorcycle right?? been experimenting with how i want to draw her so maybe this'll stick idk.

[carouselunique]

Watching someone in their element can be so intimate and so enlightening...

[tomhardysurinal]

I have never wanted to open a spam email so badly

[apisashla]

ra, ra, Rasputin /

buy my secret penis cream

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[rat-creates]

Silly omegaverse brainrot me and @negativepeanuthoarder had together a while back. The boysss

[nooffencenontaken]

Remembered that I can download mods to minecraft, and now I'm fully gone

Take this

[wettbewerberrr]

Kiss of Judas

[nooffencenontaken]

Современная иконопись поражает...

[wettbewerberrr]

Kiss of Judas

[ryan-sometimes]

I feel like the Brazilian football league is a goldmine of untapped potential for silly tumblr posts. What if I just started posting random funny moments of Brazilian football

[ryan-sometimes]

Two clips with similar energy: a Vasco player getting sent down a flight of stairs

And also a Coritiba player jumping over the barricade to celebrate his goal without realizing there’s a hole right behind it

[ryan-sometimes]

What’s crazy about that second clip of the Coritiba player falling in the hole is that it’s from 2014, and just YESTERDAY the SAME THING happened with THE SAME TEAM!!!

A Coritiba player was celebrating a goal yesterday, 12 years after the original meme, and once again fell in a hole behind the barricade

[hallwaysss]

Au where c!Schlatt was actually a decent president, and has a awesome threesome with c!Quackity and c!Dream. c!crimeduo still end up living in a hole though

[thecryptkeeper]

the substance sisters

[specimenthings]

i downloaded every single GIF of lucky ducky because i love him

@desk-drawerr thank you for giving us this creature

he's lagging my tumblr so now he's you're guys problem too

i accidently added star walker but oh well he's a duck now

update: oh my god guys calm down 😭😭😭😭 check out my other posts i promise im cool

[taszzer]

@hallwaysss

[iwantsweetrevenge]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

[mysweetlyrobin]

cNiki Nihachu Art Trend - Artistic Nudity

[thememedaddy]

[coun1thestars]

Quackity 😌

Someone told me to give him yellow wings and I said no so he’s a wood duck now

[simplepotatofarmer]

at night, chickens are really sleepy so they'll just sit wherever you put them and go back to sleep. so imagine c!dream having a bad night and he can't sleep or relax. and c!techno goes out to his coop and brings in a chicken and puts it on dream's lap and dream is just like 'what the hell are you doing techno i don't want a stupid chicken'.

but techno just keeps going to get chickens until dream's lap is full of them and they're really soft and making the happy hen sounds and they're warm and dream finds himself petting them, slowly relaxing...

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[sodom-hussein]

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

[starmaker-astral]

This is why I love tumblr