old trash

30s. p5, bg3, ds9, kcd, wh40k baby. fictional weirdos being stupidly obsessed with each other 💅

[bernard-jackson]

[yossyislandd]

you fucking suck at burger

[zangoonse]

[limbel]

NEVER HEAL indulge in self sabotage romaniticize self isolation ALWAYS QUIT reject your potential never break the cycle let the curse win

[the-ms-meep]

[isabellaofparma]

tessarion hating on ormund

[moj-cien]

The way you draw Night Haunter is incredible! I look at that hunched cryptid and think to myself “yessss that’s my gender envy”

Gender: hunched cryptid

[stupid-twink-girl]

i love making $20 and then buying $30 worth of food as a reward for making money

[naamahdarling]

That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.

[sapphic-and-stupid]

Picture of her from the USA Today

[teaboot]

I would let her kill me for sport

[vaelus-malewife]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[dykebisclavret]

[shaydh]

Reassuring Vorx

[captainswank]

Once again considering how crazy deranged it is that we don't know whether sevatar tortured alastor rushal until he broke, and thus broken dedicated himself to the VIIIth, or if he willingly joined up with the Night Lords and just let Sev do all that to him For Fun

[helllnotes]

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

[magpie-angel-boy]

Boys like it when you tie them to a chair, sit in their lap, and slowly glide a blade over their cheek while threatening them with torture

[questions-about-blorbos]

Has your Blorbo ever deliberately killed someone?

Yes. It was justified

Yes. It was not justified

Yes. Some were justified. Some were not justified

Not deliberately. They’ve killed someone. But it was an accident

No. They’ve never killed anyone

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[spekkios]

yeah, so...is this the part where we...shake hands?

[luna-azzurra]

Real thing that changed how i write: I started asking "what does this character think is wrong with them" and separately "what is actually wrong with them." Those two things are almost never the same. She thinks she's too much. She's actually terrified of being too little. He thinks he's bad at commitment. He's actually just never met someone he trusted enough. The gap between their diagnosis of themselves and the real thing, that's your character arc right there. you don't have to explain it. just write both.

[thatbuddie]

“omg why is no one talking about—”

[alysmond]

"The best and the worst." So one of us is like to live in song. "And a few who were a bit of both. Like him." – A Feast for Crows

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON | Season 3, Episode 5, "Unbowed and Unbent"

[visenyaism]

Rhaenyra realizing that maybe all the hours her dad spent teaching her to paint his warhammer minis wasn’t analogous to what being king is like at all and maybe he just taught her how to be a high value GameStop employee

The entire dance is downstream from Viserys’ crimes which of course are downstream of Jaehaerys’ crimes which are downstream from—nothing, actually, I’m getting reports that Maegor was a feminist