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Will ily to death but why š
jean describing neil as "that malfunctioning cretin that existed to cause trouble for everyone in a thousand-mile radius" might be my new favorite way jean calls neil so far lmaoooo
Jean is so funny i love him sm š
do you ever think about how cool books are? like, theyāre technically lines of ink arranged on a page but goddamn if lines of ink donāt make me feel more emotions than the rest of my life combined
Does anyone wanna explain why Tessa had the Herondale family rings in Tmi? its possible James gave them to her before she left London to travel abroad..
Me : what if...... James died a virgin or didnt marry anyone...haha unless <.<welp Clary fairchild has red hair like cordelia and she is a F.A.I.R.C.H.I.L.D. cough cough. Cassie did say that the family tree is wrong soooooooooo
also me : JACE IS A DESCENDANT OF JAMES STFU
if i were James i wouldāve hurled the gracelet into fire for extra measure. you know, just to make sure it wonāt come back into power... with Grace and Tatiana lurking behind youāll never know :ā)
Will referring to James asĀ āMy boyā is so endearing please
He thought of his fatherās excitement when heād presented James to Lemuel: āMy boyās getting married!ā Sykes had angrily muttered his congratulations...(LOL)
āTake good care of my boy,ā Will said to Cordelia, looking as if he wanted to ruffle her hair but was stumped by the sheer number of flowers and seed pearls in it.....Ā
imma cry
mom i love him
"If he ever hurts you, come home, and I will make him regret it"
It was Alastairās way of telling her he would miss her. Cordelia hid a smile.
a list of my favorite funny shadowhunter chronicles quotes:
itās the mortal cup jace, not the mortal toilet bowl.
āhow was the seelie queen?ā āsame as usual.ā āraging bitch, then?ā āpretty muchā
no, iām a very naughty boy. i do all sorts of bad things. i kick kittens. i make rude gestures at nuns.
āwhatās this?ā āitās a girl, alec. your sister isabelle is one.ā
the clave has the collective intelligence of a pineapple.
i thought iād lie on the floor and writhe in pain for awhile. it relaxes me.
thatās simon lewis, and he is my boyfriend. so if any of you think about trying to hurt him because heās a mundie orāmay the angel have mercy on your soulāpursuing him romantically, i will come after you, i will hunt you down and i will crush you to powder.
i was going to watch project runway. itās on next
never trust a duck.
nobody calls me āblondieā and keeps their kneecaps.
meanwhile, i wanted to tell you that lately iāve been cross-dressing. also, iām sleeping with your mom. i thought you should know.
speaking of hope, did you see that shot alec got off with his bow? thatās my boyfriend.
i think she asked if she could touch my mango.
i was alive when the dead sea was just a lake that was feeling rather poorly.
usually iām remarkably good natured. try me on a day that doesnāt end in y.
a warlock who looks like a gay sonic the hedge hog and dresses like the child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang.
hot faerie threesome. i can say i knew you when.
iām pure at heart. it repels the dirt.
āand i donāt know how to be smooth, sexy vampire simon for you, either!ā āyou were never that smooth, simon.ā
not necessarily. i turn myself down occasionally just to keep it interesting.
it isnāt against the law to be an idiot.
first candy and flowers, then the apology letters, then the ravenous demon hoards- all in one day.
demon pox, oh demon pox. just how is it acquired? one must go down to the bad part of town until one is very tired. demon pox, oh demon pox, i had it all alongānot the pox, you foolish blocks, i mean this very songā for i was right, and you were wrong!
"aā¦lord montgomery? you dated a member of the nobility? how am I ever going to compete with that?ā āyouāre lord montgomery, simon!ā
āāwill. do you care more about the plan being enacted or about getting credit for it?ā āthat. the second one.ā
i am a man and men do not consume pink beverages.
oh, iām sorry. is there a different highway youād like to die on? because we can arrange that.
the meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited like me.
but he hurt jules, so when we track him down, i am going to chop him up and feed him to my fish. well, iām going to buy some. iām going to buy goldfish and feed them blood until they acquire a taste for human flesh.
when i first arrived in london, i so quickly tired of being surrounded by so many people that it was only with great difficulty that i refrained from seizing the next unfortunate who crossed my path and committing violent acts upon their person.
i see you have decided to follow in the long herondale tradition of poor decision-making.
āso you just came here to torture me and talk about yourself?ā āoh, simon, simon, simon. you may not remember, but thatās kind of our thing.ā
iāve heard the word āfearā, i simply choose to believe it doesnāt apply to me.
āiām trying to figure out how someone could live in a brothel for a month and not notice. you must be terribly dull-witted. if it helps at all, it seemed to be quite a high-class establishment. nicely furnished, fairly cleanā¦ā āsounds as if youāve visited your fair share of brothels. making a study of them?ā āmore of a hobby.āā
ājesus!ā āactually, itās just me, although iāve been told the resemblance is startling.ā
nice, bah. heās gorgeous. you should leave him here. i could hang hats on him and things.
thatās why when major bad asses greet each other in movies, they donāt say anything, they just nod. the nod means āI am a badass and I recognize that you, too, are a badassā, but they donāt say anything because theyāre wolverine and magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain.
iām a werewolf not a golden retriever.
iāll crash the wedding. iāll jump out of the cake, but not in a sexy way. like, with grenades
did you ever think that in a past life alec was an old woman with ninety cats who was always yelling at the neighborhood kids to get off her lawn? because i do.
āhave you got a spider anywhere?ā āwhy would i have a spider? do i look like someone who would collect them?ā āno offense, but you kind of do.ā
unfortunately, we are all out of bitter revenge at the moment. so itās either tea or nothing.
āiām not gay. iām not straight. iām not interested.ā āyour sexuality is ānot interestedā?ā āthatās right.ā
just kissing? how quickly you dismiss our love.
you had to make a crazy jail friend didnāt you? you couldnāt just count ceiling tiles or tame a pet mouse like normal prisoners do?
just coffee. black like my soul.
magnus did not have enormous respect for the law, but if he was breaking it he wanted to look good doing it.
i donāt want to grow up, i want to be an angst ridden teenager who canāt confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.
āmagnus, you were trying to flirt with your own plate.ā āiām a very open-minded sort of fellow!ā āragnor is not. when he found out that you were feeding us guinea pigs, he hit you over the head with your plate. it broke.ā āso ended our love. ah, well. It would never have worked between me and the plate anyway.āļæ¼
āwhen will says āenterprisingā, he means 'morally deficient.ā āno, I mean enterprising. when i mean morally deficient, i say, ānow thatās something i would have done.āā
never believe the bad guy is dead until you see a body. that just leads to unhappiness and surprise ambushes.
āi promise to charm the dickens out of him. i shall charm him with such force that when i am done, he will be left lying limply on the ground, trying to remember his own name.ā āthe manās eighty-nine. he may well have the problem anyway.ā
i thought: classic jace. never makes a mess when a catastrophe will do.
āthatās not the spirit of the law, emma. remember? āthe law is hard, but it is the lawāā āi thought it was āthe law is annoying, but it is also flexible.āā
āa little girl robbed you?ā āactually she wasnāt a little girl at all, as it turns out, but a midget in a dress with a penchant for violence, who goes by the name of six-fingered nigel.ā
āgoodness. if you keep seeing six-fingered nigel like this, heāll expect you to declare your intentions.ā
you told us to leave you in the desert, because you planned to start a new life as a cactus.
your pretense does not fool me, gnome. my eye will be upon you
good proverb. however, like most proverbs, it sounds wise and yet does not actually clarify anything.
let me just follow up by describing what a big mistake you would be making if you broke up with alec. the lightwoods are seriously hot people. some people say the herondales used to be hot, but think about it-not only do we outnumber them, but we took their last hottie and we made him ours. obviously, we won the victory.
Matthew to Risa : He tipped his head back to smile at Risa like a Botticelli angel. āYou are as beautiful as all the stars,ā he told her, ābut better, because you have coffee.ā
Risa to Matthew : CIRCUS BOY GET OUTTA MY SIGHT
THIS š JAMES BEST BOY
I'm curious about the speciality of the pendant James gave to Cordelia... sadly he never had a chance to mention it
BRB SUING CC FOR THE EMOTIONAL DESPAIR SHE JUST PUT ME THROUGH
IM A SOBBING MESS THIS BOOK COMPLETELY SHATTERED ME