Clone Wars AU where Anakin and Ahsoka think Obi-Wan and Satine have a secret relationship going on, and theyâd never bring it up with him, but theyâre the biggest fangirls ever. The first time Ahsoka meets Korkie she nearly has a heart attack, and then immediately calls Anakin like âSkyguy youâre not going to believe who I just met.â Heâs a little hurt that Obi-Wan never told him he has a child, but he lets it go because, to be fair, he never told him he was married. (Obi-Wan has no idea Korkie exists, and although he and Satine are still very much in love with each other, they are not having an affair.) At some point, Obi-Wan decides to try and bring up Anakinâs relationship with PadmĂš (because thereâs no way he didnât know) and Anakin responds with âOh you want to talk about secret relationship? Well I know about you and Satine,â and Obi-Wan is like âMy relationship with Satine is (currently) strictly professional,â to which Anakin, thinking heâs about to play his trump card, says âDonât try and deny it. Iâve met your son.â At first it doesnât even register with Obi-Wan. He just says, âAnakin, Iâm not denying anythingâ Iâm sorry, did you just say youâve met my son?!â And Anakin, still thinking heâs won, says âYeah I did. He looks exactly like you by the way. I have no idea how you were planning on hiding him.â Obi-Wan, who is crashing out, grills Anakin for every detail, while Anakin slowly starts to realize that he might have miscalculated slightly. He then fucks off to Mandalore, for what is likely to be a very awkward conversation with Satine (who canât believe that Anakin figured it out), and Anakin goes to find Ahsoka to tell her, âSnips? We mightâve fucked up.â