if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart
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if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart
I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.
oil on paper, 24x24cm, 3 hours
me on wikipedia at 3AM
i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic
rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich
Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th
i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny
why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????
THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???
hi can i ask you a million questions about yourself so i can learn all about you. can i know the simple stuff like your morning routine and the hard stuff like your past relationships. can i know your favorite qualities about yourself and the things you view as flaws. can i see who you are and come to love you for all of it. i'm not obsessive i promise. unless that's hot in which case i was lying
hi can i ask you a million questions about yourself so i can learn all about you. can i know the simple stuff like your morning routine and the hard stuff like your past relationships. can i know your favorite qualities about yourself and the things you view as flaws. can i see who you are and come to love you for all of it. i'm not obsessive i promise. unless that's hot in which case i was lying
they slayed
person typing into google search bar: obfuscate meaning
google ai overview: Understood! From now on, all meaning will be hidden from you, and you'll be forced to wade through the dreary vastness. Whether it's things you've always held dear, or new ideas you've yet to discover, nothing will make sense or appear to have any real value. This could be the beginning of a fascinating journey!
would you still be alive without modern medicine? looking back at your life, would you survive without any to the moment where you are now?
yes
no
barely
yes but it would affect me for the rest of my life
results
I'd have my knee fucked up forever alive but yeahhhhh
*puts my cigarettes out on you*
*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*
oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…
*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*
one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.
*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...
but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu
this has been a psa
i've had this as an idea since 2017 btw
damn, tumblr says my art is ass and trans people is eye strain so no blaze for me :\
it'd be a shame if this...
blazed the old fashion way...
thanks @catoperated
victim on victim violence
The "B" is *not* for "buses"
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