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Keep Dreamin Keep MemeinSara - 21 - Just a college student posting whatever

[xhorass]

Weird question but if y’all were stuck in a time loop where you died and then the day restarted over and over again, what slightly insanity-inducing song would be playing every time you woke up

[thedaybreakpath]

Disney: ok you can use mickey mouse, but- Nomura: Michael is now a Flawed Warrior King with a reckless past who is not exactly forthcoming wrt to the truth. He makes critical mistakes like leaving people behind in the realm of darkness but also takes the nearest troubled teenagers under his wing at every possible opportunity. He is always trying to make up for how he’s erred but despite keeping a fairly level head is sometimes consumed with thoughts of vengeance when his friends are threatened. Also he says it’s not only okay to be gay but that the capacity for such strong love is the source of your power–

[thedaybreakpath]

Disney: alright well if mickey is in this i guess minnie should be-

Nomura: Eternal Sailor Minerva Banishes Pete to The Dark Abyss For Go-Karting Crimes

[cringey-dn-blog]

Ellen: so I heard you want to become God of the new world

Light: yeah

*death note drops on stage*

Light: omg Ellen you didnt

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[royvmustang-deactivated20221127]

keith: can we get ice cream 

adam: did you ask shiro

keith: yeah he said no

adam: then why are you asking me 

keith: he’s not the boss of you 

adam, internally: its a trap its a trap its a trap

[katama-k]

Everyone’s out here theorizing that Dabi is a Todoroki when he really just the son of satan

[snootee]

Oh dear 😔

[zarla-s]

I stole this joke from Clarence but it was too perfect to resist

[index]

[linssins]

* that didn’t rhyme either.

Based on this

[linssins]

* FOOLISH FOOLISH FOOLISH!

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[otherwindow]

Mermaids LOVE shoes. 

Many of the materials present in footwear can withstand deep sea pressure, hence why human remains in sunken ships disappear but the shoes don’t. 

When fishing up an old boot, check inside for valuables, as a mermaid may have been using it as a bag.

[otherwindow]

In multiple mermaid languages, the words for “bag” and “footwear” are interchangeable. In a sense, it’s poetic, as footwear is needed to “carry” yourself on land.

[otherwindow]

Helping send out messages across the seven seas.

[otherwindow]

[big-ass-magnet]

sailor: oh my god…thank you for rescuing me…I owe you my life…how can I ever repay you?

mermaid: *points to his feet*

sailor: I don’t under–

mermaid: give me your shoes

sailor: what?

mermaid: GIVE ME YOUR

[probablybadrpgideas]

New Spellcasting Rule

The player casting the spell must dab once for each level of the spell they are casting. If they laugh during said dabs, the spell fails.

[chaisyni]

deku, writing self insert fanfic at 13: and this this is the story of how i was adopted by all might

deku 2 years later: h o l y s h i t

[daikonshiro]

dad jokes

Person A, driving a preowned car: finally a new car!

Person B: hmmm

Person B: i guess you can say you’re driving a brand-used car! haha

Person A: just because you’re in this car right now doesn’t mean you will be in the next few seconds.

[franeridart]

MIC !!!!!!!!!

[snakeassassins]

[piskikone]

A quick fanart for this great short animation!