[milobarkk]

im like a dog bc when i see my friends i get so happy and so excited i pee my pants a little

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[isuckleonpebbles]

@ingybimgywimbgi core

ich sag nur #stöhr

[michanvalentine]

TAG GAME ❗️❗️❗️

Thanks to @litsenn for the tag! <3 Well, I’d say you did very, very well with our favorite vampire spawn.

As for me? The game apparently decided one spouse wasn’t enough and handed me both Karlach and Astarion. I’ll happily take the threesome. Living the dream, apparently. xD Though I can’t help feeling a little guilty about being the third wheel. Lol.

P.S.: This photo is part of a set of three. I was trying to figure out how Lighty Light works, with admittedly limited success. 😅 I still have a lot to learn, so I’ve decided to redo the whole set from scratch, maybe in a different setting.

No pressure tags: @floehie, @cursed-nyxan, @baelthi, @aristenfromwarsaw, @surprise-based-teddy-bear, @elceewunjo, @rivereverie, @missfortunetherogue, @oonalovesastarionssimpleplan, @spillingteanotpermitted.

[floehie]

Well, I wasn't so lucky as you @michanvalentine 😭 but at least my future husband is super cute and can do magic 🤷‍♀️

It's Vivi from Final Fantasy 9. And why exactly do I have him in my camera roll? Because he's gonna be part of my Tattoo very soon 😍

No pressure tags: @desperateani @anacdoce @wildbloodwolf @cantaby @themossstomper @marlowethebard

[cantaby]

D:

I really don’t know how the marriage will go, but I am fairly certain it comes with two polar bears.

Thanks for the tag @floehie !

No pressure tags: @tinknevertalks , @f0xlight , @bloodjune

[tinknevertalks]

My sister sent the group chat this pic... So apparently I'm marrying a train? Hang on, I'll find one I actually took/saved/whatevs...

... I'll stick with Thomas, tyvm.

Tagging @offworld-lamb, @eidetictelekinetic , @sarcasticsciencefictionwriter, @fabledshadow, and @electricrogue.

[offworld-lamb]

Tinknevertalks already posted Thomas and he's not in my camera roll sooooo....

You cant see his dace, does this count?

Tbf id rather not, he is to be studied like a bug and nothing else. The next one would be...

UM.

Tagging: @bayleafavidan @stormyrainyday @coffeeworldsasaki

[bayleafavidan]

Well this one could go one way or the other with marrying Michael caffee I'm not complaining though

No pressure tags @avidxmn @teawithmagician @garruscoochie

[teawithmagician]

@bayleafavidan hey neighbour 👋🏼 my oh my I have no idea how it ended up in my gallery 🤭🤭🤭

I tag @lady-lazarus-13 @ingybimgywimbgi @ophelia-ambrose

[ingybimgywimbgi]

The wedding theme is citrus, I'm not going to risk a "premature divorce" because of scurvy.

You'll be my victim of choice since you're essentially a bridesmaid: @isuckleonpebbles

And you because I cherish you: @isolophobicnewt

[isuckleonpebbles]

aaah hilfe

tja, wir tauchen ein in die tumblr-kultur oder so gö @creaturefromthegoolagoon

#gollum

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[solarifle]

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

[ozempicofficial]

[isuckleonpebbles]

not to be tmi aber mein arschloch brennt (ich glaube die paprikanudeln sind nicht so gut für meinen bauch)

#bitterlichesbereuen

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[redstonedust]

i like when you can tell a screenwriter thinks that being good at computers is all about how fast you type. you need to out-computer your enemies with your superior wpm. whoever types the fastest is the most elite hacker in the cyberspace. its all up to you, johnny quickfingers. we're counting on you.

[isuckleonpebbles]

johnny du schelm :)

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

ao3 just made new canonical tags!

[isuckleonpebbles]

not the #prolapse

[ingybimgywimbgi]

Bello Itulie

[isuckleonpebbles]

#bitteführensiebelloithulienichtinihrenrektalenbereich

[isuckleonpebbles]

Fällt es Ihnen schwer, sich vor falscher Faulheit zu hüten? Oder haben Sie bereits schon ein Denkmal der Dummheit errichtet?

Die falsche Faulheit ist ein großer Mäzene des Denkmals der Dummheit. Alle Wege führen über die falsche Faulheit (fF) und das bitterliche Bereuen (bB) zum Denkmal der Dummheit (DdD)!

Zusammenfassend: Meine fF ist ein DdD, das ich bb.

#ichbereuebitterlichundfaulefalsch #alliterationenfindeicherotisch #meingehirnisteindenkmalderdummheitundvollerbitterlichembereuen

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[ingybimgywimbgi]

wie stehen sie zu jean jacques rousseau???

Er hätte die Frauen einfach lassen sollen um sich der Mathematik zu widmen☝️😔