[ R E D A C T E D ]

The only rule of the modern world is that nothing is ever as it seems. I may not know exactly what is going on, but I can make wild and unfounded claims and in the digital age that's just as good.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Many conspiracy theorists believe that Chris Carter created "The X-Files" for the FBI as disinformation campaign, citing its spin-off's depiction of a government plot to crash a plane into the World Trade Center to justify a war on terrorists, which aired a few months before 9/11.

Though Carter did in fact create the show to hide government secrets, it was not 9/11 that he was hired to discredit, but rather the scary gooey sewer man from Season 2.

[flipchild]

[natalieironside]

Lesser-known apocryphal texts:

Shitty Matthew

Weird Mark

Genesis 2: The Squeaquel

Elijah and Elisha's Excellent Adventure

Elijah and Elisha's Bogus Journey

The Gospel of Todd

Isaiah and the Terrible Awful No Good Very Bad Day

The Infancy Gospel of Dog Jesus

Romans 2 (shocking alternate ending version)

XXX Unrated Book of Enoch

Portal 3

[hardwrench]

mr beast has decoys

[birthdaysongs]

my boys and i took out 3 last year… wanted to figure out if they were clones or just different guys who underwent plastic surgery so we tried to get them dna tested but the sequences didn’t match any known living organism

[isuggestconspiracies]

The Universe only has two Galaxies, but a photon at the edge of their primary gravitational influence will encounter a "white hole" effect upon approaching true vacuum and all possible trajectories will lead back towards positive mass.

The unstable boundary produces a kaleidoscope effect, showing the viewer endless reflections of the universe further and further back in time.

This information is suppressed because studying cosmic phenomena without misunderstanding reveals the physics behind many Dark-Sector technologies.

[reactionimagearchive]

[libraford]

.... y'all.

MAGA Is Increasingly Convinced the Trump Assassination Attempt Was Staged

Conspiracy theories about the Butler, Pennsylvania, shooting have ramped up in recent weeks as once steadfast Trump supporters turn on the p

.... y'all.

[isuggestconspiracies]

Really? The WWE character might have bladed? Say it ain't so!

[st-just]

hot new conspiracy theory, free for a good home: governments finalize their budgets and make their biggest funding decisions in March/April so that the weather's still chilly and wet enough to have a dampening effect on public protests against controversial decisions.

[isuggestconspiracies]

This is also why elections are in November: there's been enough time most people have already forgotten

[kedreeva]

PETA feels like an apocalypse/death cult. Not sure why, they're just fucked up little goobers.

They just lost sight of. Well, everything, I think. They took caring about animals and made it bad. I didn't even think that was possible but there they go doing it.

[isuggestconspiracies]

PETA is controlled opposition funded by the Beef lobby

[gaytanic-panic]

@cryptotheism

[cryptotheism]

This man was born with a special traffic cone shaped skull that instantly attained the third formless jhana. He thinks ideas are fake because he is enlightened.

[rui-cifer]

The more startups that he backs that fails, the sharper his head gets. Soon, he'll have a head sharp enough to split the heaven itself into half.

[cryptotheism]

He must sharpen his heaven splitting Caucasian skull to sever Mt. Hua and fate itself to rescue his mother.

[gaytanic-panic]

[isuggestconspiracies]

The LOWER BOUND on percentage of the population that are philosophical zombies is 30%. Always remember that.

[nightvaleofficial]

[dogpuppy]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Human brain cells on a chip learned to play Doom in a week

Neuron-powered computer chips can now be easily programmed to play a first-person shooter game, bringing biological computers a step closer

It can run Doom.

[isuggestconspiracies]

The Powers That Be have had this technology since at least the nineties, likely as early as the sixties. It's still the only way to simulate very large groups of people with any kind of accuracy...

[isuggestconspiracies]

I had assumed the AI bubble was economic warfare with China, sort of a new Star Wars type deal to goad them into sinking money they needed to bail out the economy into even more useless "infrastructure". But it's starting to look like it was India the took the bait.

[nerdygaymormon]

[isuggestconspiracies]

"Pride" has always been for secure coastal city gays who already have acceptance to metaphorically piss on the fire hydrant. It's clannish and regressive and should be treated like those rednecks who strap twelve American flags to their coal-rolling Chevy.

[isuggestconspiracies]

Valentine's Day is a PsyOp to create more Scorpios

[ganondorf]

i wonder if this whole Calling Typical Misogyny "Porn Addiction" thing wasn't just a successful psyop to shift feminist critique into a right wing framework i.e. trying to make it about "modern degeneracy" and thus paralyzing discourse on the root issue

[isuggestconspiracies]

Sure I'll incorporate this into my worldview