whoops

*finger guns*

[bewbin]

*refuses to move to the big city to reduce risk of parallel parking*

[5eonsol-blog]

Just take the train 😊

[bewbin]

how the heck am i gonna parallel park a train?

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

[lovelybed]

*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch

[whomst]

[whomst]

[whomst]

[badficniverse]

From the fanfic “Off-color hedgehogs and other fakers too.”

[justbadpuns]

Here’s a few visual puns we made for you to use when you play Pokemon Go

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[zooophagous]

Pics that make you go hmm ha hm hm hm ha hmm hm ha hm hm hm ha

[3139586-deactivated20200517]

[moctor]

[nickaroooo]

[goldcrescent]

We all thought Loki was the odd one out but it turns out Thor is actually the friendly jock middle child in a family of bitchy drama club goths

[moved-to-ofswordsandpens]

[shivuyi]

[jmkitsune]

@lolo9000

[hustlerose]

[loloftheday]

Fucking dropped him…

[lmaonade]

just a heads up if i ever act dumb i’m joking. i’m 100% smart and know literally everything

[kglca]

[schmeisto]

I can’t start calling a city my home until I take a bunch of sunset pictures of it. Bonus points to the home counter if there’s a weird water reflection. (at Atlanta, Georgia)

[did-you-know]

If you dip your face into freshly-fallen snow and take a picture of the imprint with your flash on, you’ll likely end up with a 3D image of your face. Source Source 2 Source 3

Photo: @xlhub 

Photo: @hetklokhuis

Photo: @Harm040

Photo: @ADnl

Photo: @ADnl 

Of course, it doesn’t always work out… hence the word “might”:

Photo: @TeamTychoEnGuus

[winged-backpack]

These are fucking horrifying

[masterdipster]

just started RWBY and she!! is!! my!! queen!! I’m starting season 3 in a bit, I can’t wait to see more of her, I LOVE HER!!!!

(lowkey another fave of mine is Cinder, ugh I’m a sucker for her voice, seriously)

[masterdipster]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[mylordshesacactus]

a tragedy in two acts