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#look at my dog #isn’t he the prettiest thing you’ve ever seen

I had a dream that Pete Wentz was gently petting my head and weaving flowers into my hair which was nice and all, but I barely know who Pete Wentz is (fall out boy, right?) and I could not pick him out of a lineup, so having that dream felt like I accidentally got my neighbor's mail

rvllybllply2014

I have no words

outofcharacterproductions

Here's some: You've got to be kidding me!

modern-politics111

disregardandfelicity

sounds very similar to a radio story i heard in 2014 ago about credit card debt. the debt got sold to a collection company and a couple received a court summons. they knew they had taken on debt, but they were confused about who this new company was and where specifically the number they were supposed to owe came from.

they show up in court and just ask the lawyer for the collection company: can you prove where this number comes from? Do you have a contract showing that you purchased our debt? probably luckily for them, a reporter researching a book on the topic showed up and asked the same questions.

10 minutes later they get in front of the judge and the collection company drops the whole case and theyre free to go. story is below, it has a transcript in the link too

Ira talks to reporter Jake Halpern about a scene he saw take place in a Georgia courtroom where a couple uttered some magic words that seeme

evolutionsbedingt

https://twitter.com/BrianManookian/status/1674963884703088642

Link to the twitter thread for accessibility!

aqwult

amythewhore

omegaversereloaded

I have to go to caelid to pick my toddler up from daycare

omegaversereloaded

I couldnt afford that one.

yotzuyu

arachnerd-8-legs

prev: #u forgot the best part#the artist figured out the gig and was like#i draw for u for the rest of my life#these chinese netizens are having shojou level romances

tevyaa

pokemonstadium2

when i was a child for multiple halloweens in a row my costume of choice was “fancy lady” who was a character i invented who looked like this

hasbrotoys

sometimes you'll see the smallest animal of your life and it's a bird

parthenogenon

so small. and then it goes into the air? girl you are going to get LOST up there

the-rad-menace

kaity--did

Hey this is a public service announcement, ESPECIALLY for the younger generation -- "cringe" and "cringe culture" and policing generations expressions by taunting them and calling everything you see cringe is literally an Alt Right Pipe Line. Yes I am correct and no I will not be taking any questions.

kaity--did

okay let me break this down even simpler for yall

YOU CAN EITHER BE CRINGE OR YOU CAN BE BORING AS FUCK

benbeetle99-deactivated20251013

You are genuinely correct about this and i hope people arent taking it as an overdramatic statement.

A little less than 10 years ago i was a teenager on the internet who watched cringe compilations on youtube. Literally every single person in those clips were either feminists, trans, autistic, furries, fat, mentally ill in some form, or LITERAL CHILDREN, etc.

It was QUITE LITERALLY an alt right pipeline. We were laughing at feminists protesting for gender equality, for fucks sake. My youtube recommendations were plagued with right wing videos and debates from watching these.

You are 100% allowed to dislike certain media and fandoms and whatnot but publicly shaming them is not only low-brow, but close minded and gullible behaviour, to say the least. Is that person with a Sonic self insert really hurting you at the end of the day? When you think other peoples harmless behaviour needs to be policed, you are already slipping.

The older you get the more you realize being cringe isnt bad. Infact i seriously dont care if people personally cringe at me. Because im letting myself do things i love without shame, so really im the one whos winning

kaity--did

^phenomenal additions to remember^

criticalrolo

losing my mind at this amazing story from r/dndmemes some people’s dnd adventures are just. So Fucking Cool

here’s the link and the story, it’s Amazing

ashes-and-static

THE FUCKING REVEAL AT THE END LIKE THIS GUY IS LEGIT LIKE

THATS MY WIFE AND I LOVE HER

notimportantjusttrue

Just some quick math, a long rest is 8 hours, so you can get three long rests a day (theoretically), meaning 9 days and 16 hours is

Twenty-nine resurrections

There were nearly 30 deaths and every single one came back. It musta been like the Endgame portal scene except with like, your brother and your dead wife. Incredible.