Hello, I Am Chelsea

[toastbutteregg]

[spidahmahn-0-blog]

Everybody else: it’s pride month

Thor:

[horreurscopes]

do you ever get into one of those moods where your heart aches and longs for something so deeply but you dont know what and your heart is like a stubborn toddler screaming i want it !!!! please give it to me !!!! And you’re desperately like i don’t know what kind of emotionally fulfilling experience to give you at 3 PM on a Wednesday !!!!!!!!!

[1980vibes]

PLOT TWIST: you are your crush’s crush.

[hyperbole-and-a-hat-trick]

Unrealistic. Blocked.

[sixpenceee]

I hope love finds you in 2018

[nvmdanyway]

I hope health finds u in 2018

[rosedespleurs-deactivated202009]

I hope wealth finds you in 2018

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

I hope happiness finds you in 2018

[traumamamas]

I hope success finds you in 2018

[sleepingpeelz]

I hope self-love finds you in 2018

[greenneerg123-deactivated201804]

I hope supportive people find you in 2018

[doesnt-evenmatter-deactivated20]

I hope all the dogs find you in 2018

[fandomsrourlives]

I hope good grades find you in 2018

[everi-moved]

I hope validation finds you in 2018

[trailinginfinity]

I hope self-acceptance finds you in 2018

[welele]

[adz]

honestly same

[coolsaddad-blog]

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

[feels-for-the-fictional]

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

[marzipanandminutiae]

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

[ineptshieldmaid]

My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

.

Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

.

[squeeful]

While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[young-il-long-kiyoshi]

IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER.

[itmechelsea]

Haven’t uploaded in foreverrrrrr. #shitecaption #goodshirt #boring #me #selfie #girl #dubai

[itmechelsea]

Last night🎉🍺. #out #notaselfie #whatisthis #messy #wasalateone #liverpool #popworld #heaven #club #drinms #alcohol #ohyeah

[itmechelsea]

Just a selfie🌸 #selfiemonday #letmetakeaselfie #hello #specsondecks #adidas #hotelroom #liverpool

[itmechelsea]

Straight of the plane to a new hotel. #weebitof1D #onefirectiok #checkedin #readytorumble #drinks #out #partaaaaay #letsdothis

[itmechelsea]

It's actually beautiful. 🌿🌊🌸. #liverpool #mersyside #gorgeous #river #outdoors #adventuretravel

[itmechelsea]

I hopped off the plane at LAX... (LPL actaully, but what's a technicality)🤷🏼‍♀️🌸. #liverpool #holiday #drink #booze #3daysway #mileycyrus #typicallyriccaption #letsbehavingye #bringontherounds

[itmechelsea]

Me and my bestie a couple weeks ago🌸🍺. #cousins #kremlin #lovinglife

[soljua-deactivated20180215]

reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise

not reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

[aurebahrk-blog]

[darkmario666]

There has to be some godless injoke

[luxwing]

My ride is here

[straightboyfriend]

me: *has small inconvenience* me: i guess the only solution is To Die