Glitchtrap

[its-glitchtrap-bitches]

glitchtrap blog

Glitchtrap/Alt, pronouns are uhhh idk

headmate in a system

doubles are fine

Glitchtrap, pizzaself , endoself , biteself , etc

doubles are fine

Glitchtrap, funself

doubles are fine

[its-glitchtrap-bitches]

i'm so straight guys right

[does-your-system-have-an-alter]

Does your system have an alter

does your system have an alter...

(that's it. that's the question)

yes!

nope!

maybe?

nuance!

results!

Remaining time: 13 hours 7 minutes

PT: Does your system have an alter? (That's it. That's the question.) /End PT

[its-glitchtrap-bitches]

like you wouldn't fucking believe

[its-glitchtrap-bitches]

i miss source

[its-glitchtrap-bitches]

i'm a fun man with fun pronouns

[its-glitchtrap-bitches]

parmejohnathan

[its-glitchtrap-bitches]

bredward

[its-glitchtrap-bitches]

parmejohnathan

[not-glitchtrap-bitches]

a kid just sighed at me

a little kid

keep in mind headmate wise i'm old as fuck compared to them

[evanscape]

I'M NOT THAY LITTLE OF A KID.

[its-glitchtrap-bitches]

nine years old and two apples tall

[evanscape]

I'M NOT TWO APPLES TALL???

[its-glitchtrap-bitches]

double apple child

[not-glitchtrap-bitches]

a kid just sighed at me

a little kid

keep in mind headmate wise i'm old as fuck compared to them

[evanscape]

I'M NOT THAY LITTLE OF A KID.

[its-glitchtrap-bitches]

nine years old and two apples tall

[evanscape]

"proud of you, kid" anon

i honestly cannot tell for shit who you think sent that anon

I recognise your typing, silly. And you swear alot. And you call me kid.

[its-glitchtrap-bitches]

smart ass child 😭

do we really swear THAT MUCH

[evanscape]

.. Yes. Yes you do..

[its-glitchtrap-bitches]

do we....

[evanscape]

"proud of you, kid" anon

i honestly cannot tell for shit who you think sent that anon

I recognise your typing, silly. And you swear alot. And you call me kid.

[its-glitchtrap-bitches]

smart ass child 😭

do we really swear THAT MUCH

[chronicsymptomsyndrome]

Friendly reminder that you can talk to your brain like a beloved innocent little kid and it works probably better than you’d expect

“Wow this is pretty rough huh…let’s think of some good things instead! What are some things we’re looking forward to?”

“I have an idea, lets pretend we’re in slow-motion, even our breathing and blinking is slooowwww”

“Quick I need your help it’s really super important! Tell me every single [color/animal/etc] you can possibly think of”

“Hey buddy, do you maybe want your favorite snack? I bet you’re pretty tired huh…how about we have a little nap/go to bed early tonight”

Doesn’t always have to be for handling negative stuff either in fact doing it in neutral-positive situations will help you remember it’s even an option in times of distress. And in general it’s just very healing, promotes self-worth, etc.

(no specific source other than that one of my lifelong special interests has been How To Be Better In Every Way Because Everthing About Me Just Seems Wrong)

[albva]

[albva]

um. i think that will make an even awkwarder silence

[no-one-offical]

‎

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[albva]

oh no you dont

🥚

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

FUCK YOU!

*cracks the egg*

you’re trans now

[its-glitchtrap-bitches]

mm breakfast

[sonnieabeatifulwlwbaka]

Happy pride month from the polytrix fandom!

Found this off twitter lol

[zeta-finnish]

perfect

[its-glitchtrap-bitches]

the demons are gay

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

[the-haiku-bot]

Only here the fish

can talk and keeps asking you

to make it vodka.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[its-glitchtrap-bitches]

@chronicallyonlinebitch

[chronicallyonlinebitch]

just found this absolute beauty check it out

https://www.instagram.com/p/DY6mKwzNfaV/?igsh=MWtoeDRpbGFyZjhmdw==

[its-glitchtrap-bitches]

kai what the fuck

that is beautiful and i never want to see it again

[its-glitchtrap-bitches]

someone should write a story where the only dialogue is shit you could say to a random person that you're only just meeting in that moment when neither of you know the other